Kafin:

Ogbele-gbele ooo, Emeeeeka, whetin dey happen?
Who be this Oblo?? If na your assistant or you sabi am, better yarn am say the air-plane is ALREADY SOLD.

I beg, make you and Oblo no come use omo-onile style take sell my air-plane to somebody else oo.

I understand say you get them boku, but you have to let Oblo know that as he deals and negotiate with new buyers, he must let them know that they are not buying the "very-first-one". That one na my own faa!!

I branched for mechanic village yesterday and discussed with baba-Yekini. He confirmed that he has majority of the parts in stock except the Landing gear. After calling his supplier in Ladipo, he assured me that all the parts of the air-plane are available, so I have nothing to fear.

Baba Yekini has assured me that he will handle all mechanical maintainance/repairs while his cousin who is a draftsman will attend to any structural/aerodynamic issues. Thanks to knotty, I will go ahead and buy my own Pilot License.

My time has come; everything is just working out for good.

how MEND go rent this one,na ordinary fishing net dem go take collect am
abi no be russian made?

the blackbox of the boeing wey you just buy dey with me Grin
if you wan buy am too,ask google my number and get intouch asap as demand for it is too high.
the price is N1billion but maybe raised upwards without notice.

hbrednic:

the blackbox of the boeing wey you just buy dey with me
if you wan buy am too,ask google my number and get intouch asap as demand for it is too high.
the price is N1billion but maybe raised upwards without notice.

All of you buying planes and submarines, hmnn dont think you will just be flying your planes without problems. No one is yet to visit the Federal Air Safety Commission (FASC) of which i am a standing member. i will mount Air blocks on every major air route and dont think we will collect N20, infact because na plane hold your N1000 notes. we dont have change for dollars or pounds. any plane without particulars and our tip will be towed immediately (to collect am na another story). no agency for under-water routes yet but we are working on it.
yours sincerely
captain long throat(aka capt. no long thing)
google my name for my contacts.

smol:

@ Kafin
Sir, the papers for your plane got to my honorable table for my signature yesterday, though Emeka has done some work on his part,you see I still expect you to *shake body* for me if you know what i mean.just a little something to force my hand into signing your particulars.i will advice you do this to avoid accidental discharge of one of my weapons at my Air block. You know my boys are vibrant and over zealous, so anything can happen.

@Oblo
I have put together a crack team to trace and pinpoint the exact location of your nefarious activities where you perforate our pipelines for Jet fuel. I am utterly surprised that you still have not visited my office to pay your *TITHE* like your fellow Militant brothers do. I will trace you, find you and shoot you,do you hear me.Nonsense Militant,you dont want to pay me my 10%.make I catch you first. no commot from your creek oh.

yours sincerely,
Capt. Long Throat.

In as much I don't tolerate corruption in any form, I must commend you for being courageous enough to wash your dirty linen in a public.

smol:


@Oblo
I have put together a crack team to trace and pinpoint the exact location of your nefarious activities where you perforate our pipelines for Jet fuel. I am utterly surprised that you still have not visited my office to pay your *TITHE* like your fellow Militant brothers do. I will trace you, find you and shoot you,do you hear me.Nonsense Militant,you dont want to pay me my 10%.make I catch you first. no commot from your creek oh.

yours sincerely,
Capt. Long Throat.

oblo:


Cappy!!!


You How far now? You no know me again? Na me be dat dealer wen supply ur wife with (smuggled) Ororo(peanut oil) for your wife mega store, haba dat was only last yr ke!!, Abi how do you tink we have been able to win the contract to suppy A1 jet fuel if not for your magnimonous gesture to direct ur patrol teams in the other direction,  Mwile let me just use this forum to inform you that we will be branching out our operations to include kerosene and petrol. All you need do is tell me how many bags of smuggled pirated bags of rice you want for your wifes store, scratch my back i scratch yours!! I still day my creek its just dat we used dynamite to dislodge the creek and change its location, notin has changed!!! ! Mwile i know say u day joke say u wan shoot me??/whosai!! ODI ESHI, Last last lets meet somwhere and discuss dis whole tin over some burukutu!!

Mwile large stocks still available!! Watch out for our new branch opening soon at bakassi penisulla!!

so, na true him talk. make  kwara police no hearam ooooo  whether na them go make the person or the person go turn into sheep by himself my hand no dey am Ooooo.

Kafin:

I should have opened a new thread with a wonderful title to share my experience with Aloy.Emeka, but since Emeka is more interested in a "silently doing a good job" approach, and has an idea of "those that buy from me will know", I will just add my comments to this existing thread.

A lot has happened since I took possession of the Boeing 787 airplane, and Emeka has always been available to help. His services did not stop with the sales, but he continued to amaze me with more and more.

[b]First, after Baba-Yekini inspected the air plane and noted that the Black Box was missing, I called Emeka and from our discussions, I was sure he knew nothing about the disappearance of the Black Box. Emeka informed me that he personally checked every component on the airplane before she (yes my airplane is feminine, her name na AMAKA, and I hope say she go born plenty pikin.) left obodo-oyinbo. The airplane was first taken to TinCan for customs and clearing, but after reading my message Emeka moved the airplane to the airport as I requested. Total time spent at TinCan was less than 5 minutes.

Baba-Yekini was talking to his suppliers at Ladipo to get a replacement which Emeka offered to pay for (according to his words, "I will never sell anything that is not complete to my customers", when we read the posting from Mr WHARF-RAT (AKA hbrednic). Emeka has been negotiating with the wharf-Rat, and I should be having my Black Box back on the plane very soon. I still cant imagine how Mr Wharf-Rat could have done so much within the five minutes that AMAKA spent at TinCan.[/b]
I will be suing hbrednic to court for Armed Robery. One on the cameras on the airplane had his picture as he gained entry into the airplane, ran-searched every where, and removed the Black Box, he was armed with several tools.

I will also let you know that Emeka paid for my Pilot License, and has promised to work with smol of FASC to ensure that I can fly anywhere I want without any disturbance. I dont know the details but I just got a call from oblo that he (oblo) won a contract to be supplying me original Jet A1 fuel for one year. I dont know where oblo is getting the Jet A1 fuel, but I go collect am.

Igwe, I see say you like that Submarine wey Emeka wan sell. Make I advice you, act quickly o before somebody else buy am. If your money no reach, go borrow money join. I see say you dey talk about SIN (Submarine Identification Number) and other grama. Look, Emeka no dey sell bend-down o. If Emeka sell am, believe me na A1 quality. You go come get excellent service take join.

Kai, I belefull with this airplane wey I buy from Emeka soo tay I think say I must give one Title to this man called Emeka. Me I no go do like other people wey dey create different accounts take give themselves big-big titles. I go put my request before the elders, make them first bless am.


Elders, I beg una, make una allow me give the title of "Onye ma eme ihe of Nairaland auto" to this fantastic man called Aloy.Emeka. . . .
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.Elders are delibrating.
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My request is approved
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Emeka, you are the true son of your father, You have done well, good people no easy to find, you go live long. I know say you come from better home, I happy well well with all the things you don do, and I hereby give you the title of "Onye ma eme ihe of Nairaland auto"

Whether na for honeymoon or valentine, make una quickly buy the Submarine (e no be Russian made, I assure you) and the Rocket oo. I no wan be the only one wey dey salute Chief Emeka, the "Onye ma eme ihe of Nairaland auto" for his excelent service.