when my grandmother was sixty,she asked me to recommend a kind of exercise for her,i told her to be walking five miles daily, now she is seventy five years and i dont know where she will be now.

OMG ur grandma is lost?

@kiki,its your grand mother that is lost,

Your grandmother will be near her grave. surry for saying dat.

why are u coursing yourself?

nahhhhhhhhhhhhh i know where my grandma is

good for you

SAM MILLA:

@kiki,its your grand mother that is lost,

no be fight now

i know ooooo my brodah

my grand mother must be very close to london now.i have the feelings because she had always wanted to go there

na by force i use drop my granma for villa. she wanted to live life at lagos. silly old woman.

hmmmmmmmmm

so ur grandma is silly? that means ure silly too genetically speaking

certified and stamped

watever@ clemzy

tufe who put ya mouth in dis parol, beta mind ya sef for dia

i cant hide it anymore ademiller, but i'm in LOVE with you

in love fire @ Tufe

yeah, the fire burns more with each passing day

hold it @ Tufe, if ur still sitting down ur on a lonnnnnnnnnnng thing

kokolet, no forget that i have promised you will be my pet.
oya make we bet, u no go regret. na me go dey work, you no go sweat
anybody wey try to come between us, them go kick bucket
even if na thief you wan make i thief, i go pick pocket
and you no go dey enter molue aagin, na my private jet.

Anything u want just ask even if na silver or gold

dont worry, under my administration, i'll make it end

aristole, u sef see am, shey him dey try to impress me or wat

if thats what it takes

@ Tufe, okay then, u can do better than this impress meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee






gunpointtttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

see toasting see wahala

make somebody toast me one day na, abi na watin I do una for this Nairaland self?

@ SAM, some one has seen ur granny, she was seen swimming the Atlantic Ocean, but not in the direction of London, but towards China to attend the Olympics, and maybe to represent Nija in the swimming tournament

hmmmmmmmmmm

i did

@ tufe, yes u saw her, while u where at sea doing ur militant work