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How Do You Want to Die? by Nobody: 5:38pm On Oct 10, 2005
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...
Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in
his car.
Re: How Do You Want to Die? by Nobody: 5:57pm On Oct 10, 2005
Two old Irishmen were sitting at the local pub
drinking a few beers. So Paddy says to George,
"George me buddy ol' pal. When I die could you
pour a couple of beers o'er me grave?"

George says, "Why certainly, but could I pour
it through me bladder fist?"
Re: How Do You Want to Die? by layi(m): 11:20pm On Oct 10, 2005
Ur granpa took kaikai b4 driving? Y did he sleep off.

Nice joke cheesy
Re: How Do You Want to Die? by hotangel2(f): 6:14am On Oct 11, 2005
Nice one you got! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: How Do You Want to Die? by chairman: 9:23am On Oct 11, 2005
grin cheesy
Re: How Do You Want to Die? by goodguy(m): 10:28pm On Oct 12, 2005
grin cheesy
Re: How Do You Want to Die? by hotangel2(f): 10:45pm On Oct 12, 2005
why r u using same smileys?
Re: How Do You Want to Die? by goodguy(m): 10:59pm On Oct 12, 2005
is that an offence on nairaland? rolleyes
Re: How Do You Want to Die? by hotangel2(f): 11:01pm On Oct 12, 2005
In the[i] book of Nairaland Chapter Lizzy Verses 12-13[/i]. Yes it's an offence! It's amongst the 45 commandments. Thou shalt not use the same Smileys. Read your Holy Nairaland
Re: How Do You Want to Die? by layi(m): 12:23pm On Oct 14, 2005
Is that a qwesion?

Isnt it supposed to be Federal Republic of Nairaland Constitution, ACT 2005. Under section Lizzy, subsection 12 ?
Re: How Do You Want to Die? by hotangel2(f): 10:53pm On Oct 14, 2005
do u know that this isnt the question thread?
Re: How Do You Want to Die? by Nobody: 8:26pm On Oct 18, 2005
layi are u nairalnad lawyer?.........but on a serious note,are u reading law?
Re: How Do You Want to Die? by goodguy(m): 10:07pm On Oct 18, 2005
He's a webdesigner, medical student, singer, songwriter and a multi-instrumentalist. smiley
Re: How Do You Want to Die? by layi(m): 10:27pm On Oct 18, 2005
Clap for yourself goodguy

Seems someone visited my site without permission. I'll password it.

hot-angel:

do u know that this isnt the question thread?

Since y'all askin qwesions...for a minute i thot it was. Dont blame me
Re: How Do You Want to Die? by goodguy(m): 10:33pm On Oct 18, 2005
*claps*

sorry sir for tresspassing. lipsrsealed
Re: How Do You Want to Die? by nicetohave(m): 10:13pm On Dec 15, 2005
I would like to die in my sleep early in the morning as i go back to sleep after my morning quiet time
Re: How Do You Want to Die? by mikebuddy(m): 2:48pm On Dec 22, 2005
grin
Re: How Do You Want to Die? by nicetohave(m): 2:50pm On Dec 22, 2005
you find that amusing?
Re: How Do You Want to Die? by mikebuddy(m): 3:53pm On Dec 22, 2005
Thats funny what do u mean?who said it aint.?
Re: How Do You Want to Die? by mikebuddy(m): 3:56pm On Dec 22, 2005
By the way ur grandie might b drunk.
Re: How Do You Want to Die? by nicetohave(m): 5:08pm On Dec 22, 2005
dont understand you
Re: How Do You Want to Die? by mikebuddy(m): 12:20pm On Jan 09, 2006
@nicetohave u dont understand what?
Re: How Do You Want to Die? by mikebuddy(m): 12:29pm On Jan 11, 2006
I dont wanna die yet shaa!
Re: How Do You Want to Die? by 666: 11:46pm On Jan 21, 2006
i need fun in my life
Re: How Do You Want to Die? by nicetohave(m): 1:46am On Jan 22, 2006
nairaland is a place to start.......welcome on board "mark of the beast" 666 cool
Re: How Do You Want to Die? by mikebuddy(m): 1:34pm On Jan 23, 2006
I wondered which one be 666.SEUN report!
Re: How Do You Want to Die? by papermoon(f): 4:33pm On Feb 06, 2006
i would want to die peacefully with my two precious sons and their wives and kids around me,and of course if im married by then,(BY THE GRACE OF GOD),with my husband around too..wait oh,,,,wat type of rubbish am i talking??erm...do i wanna die before my husband to be or after?kai..this is hard o.. anyhoo..i just wanna die peacefully with my loved ones surrounding me.no pain,terminal illness or accidents.
Re: How Do You Want to Die? by mikebuddy(m): 1:36pm On Feb 07, 2006
Posted on: Yesterday at 04:33:08 PMPosted by: papermoon
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i would want to die peacefully with my two precious sons and their wives and kids around me,and of course if im married by then,(BY THE GRACE OF GOD),with my husband around too..wait oh,,,,what type of rubbish am i talking??erm...do i want to die before my husband to be or after?kai..this is hard o.. anyhoo..i just want to die peacefully with my loved ones surrounding me.no pain,terminal illness or accidents.
U no be better man at all at all!.U wanna die with ur whole family.
Re: How Do You Want to Die? by papermoon(f): 4:39pm On Feb 07, 2006
@mikebuddy...like DUH....i said i would wish to die with my LOVED ONES SURROUNDING ME...not to TAKE THEM WITH ME... wink
Re: How Do You Want to Die? by mikebuddy(m): 9:19am On Feb 09, 2006
Ok oh.i 4 say.
Re: How Do You Want to Die? by Ynot(m): 1:05am On Feb 11, 2006
This site, http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/ won't tell you WHEN you will die but it will tell you how...

Mine says: "An angry neighbor puts a letter bomb into your mailbox. While retrieving the mail, your hands are blown off, and you die from rapid blood loss."

Thank heavens i don't live near IBB  cheesy cheesy
Re: How Do You Want to Die? by mikebuddy(m): 2:59pm On Feb 14, 2006
Hmm ok i will be there.death site na them ee go happen to oh,no be me but i will be there.

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