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Six Golden Rules For Fasting! by peteonline: 5:48pm On Apr 15, 2015
1. Fasting once a week is good for your health but harmful if done every day.
2. F***ing gives proper relaxation for your mind and body.
3. F***ing refreshes you.
4. After f***ing don’t eat too much; go for more liquids.
5. When f***ing try to stay in bed because it can save you valuable energy.
6. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol level
SO REMEMBER – *FASTING* is good for your health… May The Almighty Cleanse Your Dirty Mind!

Good day to you all!
Copied from http://www.mymobnet.com/six-golden-rules-for-fing/

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Re: Six Golden Rules For Fasting! by falseman(m): 5:50pm On Apr 15, 2015
Use condom. Not pleasurable though cry
Re: Six Golden Rules For Fasting! by Nobody: 5:50pm On Apr 15, 2015
Nonsense.

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Re: Six Golden Rules For Fasting! by kponkedenge(m): 5:56pm On Apr 15, 2015
Silly fellow

Abeg make una come here con catch fun jawe

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Re: Six Golden Rules For Fasting! by kodded(m): 5:59pm On Apr 15, 2015
lol
......Ma dirty mind caught me embarassed
Re: Six Golden Rules For Fasting! by fuckshit: 6:02pm On Apr 15, 2015
1. Fücking once a week is good for your health but harmful if done every day.
2. Fücking gives proper relaxation for your mind and body.
3. Fücking refreshes you.
4. After fücking don’t eat too much; go for more liquids.
5. When fücking try to stay in bed because it can save you valuable energy.
6. Fücking can even reduce your cholesterol level
SO REMEMBER – *FÜCKING* is good for your health… May You Be Fücking Empowered!

A Good fücking day to you all!
grin grin
Re: Six Golden Rules For Fasting! by Nobody: 6:03pm On Apr 15, 2015
we don know bf cheesy
Re: Six Golden Rules For Fasting! by Nobody: 6:06pm On Apr 15, 2015
chai! see my dirty mind grin
Re: Six Golden Rules For Fasting! by Phut(f): 12:21am On Apr 20, 2015
peteonline:

Copied from http://www.mymobnet.com/six-golden-rules-for-fing/

@peteonline: what happened to your website, igbovoices.com
Re: Six Golden Rules For Fasting! by peteonline: 1:01pm On Jun 20, 2015
Phut:


@peteonline: what happened to your website, igbovoices.com

I felt igbos were not ready for it. It actually was Igbovoice.com. It was a nice and beautiful forum...I felt the effort was not appreciated only to come to see Nairalanders talk about it again...but its gone...I may work on something similar again.

Thanks for your concern.

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