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Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by Sauron1: 12:13am On Jan 30, 2009 |
tope2000: Is Sokoto hot?? DaPhoenix: Thatz more like it. . . . . . Lets set up a tryst then. . . .Tope-Sauron-DaPhoenix. |
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by tope2000(f): 12:16am On Jan 30, 2009 |
~Sauron~: Dont know Bunked my geography class
I dnt share |
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by Treetop20(m): 12:19am On Jan 30, 2009 |
tope2000:why don't you believe in it? you haven't been around nairaland lately |
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by DaPhoenix(f): 12:29am On Jan 30, 2009 |
Treetop20: So . . . ~Sauron~: We will destroy you. |
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by Treetop20(m): 12:29am On Jan 30, 2009 |
nothing |
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by DaPhoenix(f): 12:30am On Jan 30, 2009 |
Treetop20: lol I thought so. |
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by Treetop20(m): 12:31am On Jan 30, 2009 |
ugh |
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by Sauron1: 12:32am On Jan 30, 2009 |
tope2000: Is the grass GREEN??
U are sharing this time. . . . . . DaPhoenix: Tehehehehe. . . . . . . Impossible. |
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by Nobody: 12:32am On Jan 30, 2009 |
Busy_body:LOL, am fine. shukuru has been driving me crazy na [size=3pt]lmaoooooooooooo!!!! You don't know how to turn it off? If you want it on ya profile, go to your YIM setting and invisibl-ize yourself Ara oko Ile-Ife. No wonder! [/size] |
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by onyinye2(f): 12:33am On Jan 30, 2009 |
Ermmmm. . . . . . Phoenix, Could I post one of my poems?? Pretty Pleazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!! With cookies on top!!! |
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by MrCrackles(m): 12:34am On Jan 30, 2009 |
HeatFusion: You are terribly razz, the pain is excruciating! WTF is the highlighted jargon u typed above? |
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by tope2000(f): 12:34am On Jan 30, 2009 |
Treetop20: Its not that i dnt blv in it but why shud one day only be kept speacially 4 for lover or love Alot of why cant i treat or buy present for my other half any other day of the week or month |
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by Treetop20(m): 12:36am On Jan 30, 2009 |
tope2000:i do wish a lot of women would think like this |
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by Nobody: 12:37am On Jan 30, 2009 |
MrCrackles:cheiii!! enough abuse from you ppl for today!! From politics to romance. LOL, shukuru = school. how u supposed to dey know? omo London |
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by DaPhoenix(f): 12:37am On Jan 30, 2009 |
Treetop20: lol you mad? ~Sauron~: You don't know the strength of the bootay. onyinye2: ch . . . this is a Stephen appreciation thread . . . or was. lol I guess, go ahead. |
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by tope2000(f): 12:40am On Jan 30, 2009 |
Treetop20: LoL . . . . I am not sayin u shudnt wish ur other half happy vals day or wateva but the day itself is really Vals day to me is for small pikins who r just starting their love stories |
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by Sauron1: 12:41am On Jan 30, 2009 |
DaPhoenix: The strength will diminish once we get going. Tope can testify. . . . .She has suffered multiple pelvic fractures in the last 3 months. |
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by DaPhoenix(f): 12:43am On Jan 30, 2009 |
~Sauron~: It's funny because she told me she faked having those fractures . . . anything to make you leave her and her vibrator alone. |
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by tope2000(f): 12:45am On Jan 30, 2009 |
~Sauron~: Dnt know whatchu talkin abt?? I have been perfectly fine. DaPhoenix: Lolz . . . . |
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by Treetop20(m): 12:47am On Jan 30, 2009 |
DaPhoenix:nah tope2000:touche |
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by timmfikk(m): 12:48am On Jan 30, 2009 |
Its really lovely to sit down ur gurl sometime or even a text or messaging her and saying all that to her because it will really make her feel so special and appreciated. And it has always give gurls an assurance of stable affair. |
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by Sauron1: 12:50am On Jan 30, 2009 |
DaPhoenix: I saw em meself. . . . . .How does one fake pelvic fractures? Tope n vibrator?? I told her clearly i would beat her senselessly if i find that evil toy in ma bedroom. Vibrator ko, radiator ni. tope2000: Keep deceiving urself. |
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by tope2000(f): 12:54am On Jan 30, 2009 |
~Sauron~: Sabi u have ur own fleshlight that u play with while i play with my vibrator 2. |
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by Sauron1: 12:55am On Jan 30, 2009 |
tope2000: Fleshlight ko, flashlight ni. . . . . Nuthing like the coochie. . . . .forget those filthy evil toys. |
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by tope2000(f): 12:58am On Jan 30, 2009 |
~Sauron~: Coochie too dey tire Abeg use ur fleshlight. |
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by Sauron1: 1:00am On Jan 30, 2009 |
tope2000: Fleshlight has no chesticles(like yours). |
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by tope2000(f): 1:03am On Jan 30, 2009 |
~Sauron~: Blow a balloon on one side b4 u start u using it |
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by onyinye2(f): 1:20am On Jan 30, 2009 |
DaPhoenix:Thanks. Love is like honey, it lasts a lifetime. The very rumination of you has me keening for your subtle touch To saunter in your presence is the sedative I will annihilate for No baby, I don't want to cater to you Baby, baby let me, let me be your submissive slave For you I will massacre the agony brought upon you Stroke every ache mutilating the essence of your beauty Oliberate without exception every tear cascading down your face Without hesitation, donate my body to you for whatever solicitude you please If you do just one courtesy for me Finally take notice of me. |
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by Nobody: 1:30am On Jan 30, 2009 |
onyinye2:Nice poem o. But dnt deny it later when 4Play and David get on ya ass @ the bolded part |
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by amebono14: 1:38am On Jan 30, 2009 |
tope2000: when did preachers daughter like me become a bad person |
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by timmfikk(m): 2:45am On Jan 30, 2009 |
amebo no.1: |
Re: Could Your Nairaland Lover Ever Do This? by bluespice(f): 9:44am On Jan 30, 2009 |
phoenix dahlin now u see y i love watching ladies 'discuss' |
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