A man was approached by a co-worker at lunch who
invited him out for a few beers after work. The
man said that his wife would never go for it,
that she does not allow him to go drinking
with the guys after work. The co-worker suggested
a way to overcome that problem:

"When you get home tonight, sneak into the house,
slide down under the sheets, gently pull down
your wife's panties, and give her MouthAction. Woman
love it, and believe me, she'll never mention
that you were out late with the boys."

So the man agreed to try it, and went out and
enjoyed himself. Late that night he sneaked into
the house, slid down under the sheets, gently
slid down his wife's panties, and gave her oral
sex. She moaned and groaned with pleasure, but
after a little while, he reaized he had to take
a leak , so he told her he'd be right back, got
out of bed and walked down the hall to the
bathroom. When he opened the door and went in,
he was very suprised to see his wife sitting
on the john.

"How did you get in here?" he asked

"Shhhh!!!" she replied, "you'll wake-up my
mother!"

aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!! So he was actually doin the thing with her mother

ewwwwwwwww....

gross..well funny though

Nasty! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

hahahahahahahaha

hehe! This is too good!

when the mom was receivin the MouthAction,what was she thinking?

Um, "It's about time?"

She thought " Finally, I'm in heaven ".

wasnt she wondering who it was?

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, gosh he must feel irritated and am sure is mother inlaw would love to sleep in that room again

i magine the next moring she wakes up and winks at him

Gosh! I'mma puke.
Ewwwwwwwww yurkkkkkkkkkkk.

*puke!!*

I just dey imagine
Damn !!!!!
I will never make use of my mouth to eat anything again.

@ben jay ill love to rent your mouth

since it no longer gonn*a be in use.

@clemcykul Swthrt, I would have really loved to allow you kiss me, but i have to rush.
Have an important board meeting i really need to attend now.

hahahahahahahahahahahah

lmfao

:d

:d

Lol

close ur mouth

Chei ,

wetin

chei!

this thread is old nowww

clemcykul:

chei!

this thread is old nowww

I know right. It's been three good years. Let sleeping posts lie.

ahhahhaha yeah for sure let em lie for good

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