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Will You Get "MARRY" Lolz by Olusharp(m): 8:43pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
Will you get "MARRY" I was seated before a man from India today, he kept mute as he was going through a book on his table, suddenly he looked up and said "can you go and get marry?" I sat confused and started counting my age, "shey dis man think say I don old abi na my height they deceive am" I said to my self, truth be told I was two times the his height. I replied with a smile on my face "sir not now, maybe few years to come i will get MARRY" he looked at me suprised and I was checking if there was anything strange in what I said. "you mean you can't get marry now" he said a bit angry.. Now I was more than confused as I scratch my coconut head.. Then I thought of something, "why not tell him to get MARRY requires a lot of money, this could be your chance o, he might want to foot the bill" the devil adviced, I nodded in agreement, atleast I will collect the money and flee, may be I will relocate to my village or get the book "how to disappear without being found." I thought. "to get MARRY here is costly"I said. he look at me as a lion looks at it prey "you mean i have to pay you to get MARRY for me." He shouted.. I burst into the realm of laughter "you should have said so now. you want me to get MARRY for you? such a simple thing to do, tell me the type of lady you want and I will get one for you" I replied laughing, I noticed he was now set ablaze in anger,I kept quiet, then he took a book and pen, he was scribing, "na cheque e dey write o, u don hammer" the devil said.. He gave me the note, I couldn't believe what he wrote, it read thus "can you go and get MARY?" I was astounded and abashed. So all along he was saying MARY and it sounded like MARRY... Copyright©olu |
Re: Will You Get "MARRY" Lolz by MeetIs1: 9:55am On May 05, 2015 |
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