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Boko Haram Strikes Again... by samusonite: 7:42am On Apr 28, 2015
Boko haram members entered a church
while the service was going on. They
asked the ushers to close every door
and windows so that nobody can't
escape. They counted the number of
worshippers and they were 150.
They told them they would kill100 out of
these 150 members but in an
alphabetical order of names, starting
with the pastors. They approached the
senior pastor asking: what's your
name? pastor said Zechariah
Zwingina. the next pastor.said Zebedee
Zaccheus, the third pastor said
Zemmanuel Zwiliams.
They approached the elders. The first
one said Zarepath Zolomon.
The next one said Zalade Zomorin. The
next one said Zetunji
Zolusegun Zesther, Zimilehin. They
approached the choir and the first
chorister out of fear pointed to the
organist and said his name is Abraham
Ahmadu. The Organist screamed, he is
a liar. My name is Zabraham Zahmadu.�If you
were in the congregation, what
will be your name?

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