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Holy Toasting by RADDY1(m): 12:54pm On May 01, 2015
Holy Toasting...!
Boy: do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: No. I don’t want a boyfriend.
Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It is not
good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper
suitable for him’.”
Girl: But I don’t love you.
Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love, does not
know God, because God is love.”
Girl: So how do I discern that your words are true?
Boy: Matthew 12:34b “For the mouth speaks what
the heart is full of."
Girl: But how can I be sure that you are faithful
and honest?
Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass away,
but my words will never pass away."
Girl: But why me? There are so many girls out
there.
Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble
things, but you surpass them all!”
Girl: But what do you see in me, that makes you
love me?
Boy: Song of Songs 4:7 " You are altogether
beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you."
Girl: But really, I’m not that beautiful … you’re
exaggerating.
Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive, and
beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord
is to be praised.”
Girl: What will happen if I say yes?
Boy: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a man leaves his
father and mother and is united to his wife, and
they become one flesh."
Girl: How is it that you know so many Scriptures?
Boy: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book of the Law always
on your lips; meditate on it day and night, so that
you may be careful to do everything written in it.
Then you will be prosperous and successful. "
Girl: Wooow, I can see you really love God.
Boy: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see that the Lord is
good; blessed is the one who takes refuge in Him!”
Girl: Hmmm. Ok please just give me some time to
think about this.
Boy: Philippians 4:8 "Finally, brothers and sisters,
whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is
right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely,
whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or
praiseworthy—think about such things."
Girl: owwww I love you already
Boy: Revelations 22:21b "Amen."
Happy new month.....
Re: Holy Toasting by izuch(m): 1:07pm On May 01, 2015
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Re: Holy Toasting by zadok60: 1:08pm On May 01, 2015
heavenly slap very soon
Re: Holy Toasting by Chadso(m): 1:09pm On May 01, 2015
Seen this shii like 3milli tyms

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