Welcome to Nigeria
Where sex is free and love is costly...
Where loosing a phone is more
painful than losing VIRGINITY...
Where, if you don't cheat on your
partner, you are not sharp and smart..
Where Bathrooms have become
photo STUDIO...
Where getting a GALAXY phone is
greater than achieving B.Tech or B.sc DEGREE...
Where yahoo boys have brighter
future than graduates...
Where temples are turned into
dating points.
Where worshiping God
is difficult...
Where lies are turned into
reality
Where ladies fear pregnancy than HIV...
Where pizza delivery is faster than emergency
response...
Where people fear thieves,
robbers and Boko Haram than they fear God...
Where people go to church with
BB chargers than Bible...
Where guys are scared of getting
married but love to have sex...
Where we have highest number
of musicians due to unemployment...
Where the higher your offence the lower your
punishment and
vice versa...
Where number of churches and
mosques are more than worshipers..
WHAT A COUNTRY!!!

You ve said it all

Stale and lame