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Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by clemcykul(f): 12:11pm On Feb 10, 2009 |
him wey be say if he dey travel to enugu na 911 he dey follow and the 911 dey always filled with cows |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by romsky: 3:28pm On Feb 10, 2009 |
u wey dey follow goat filled Mack go Maiduguri beta pass am b dat den abi ? |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by sylve11: 3:56pm On Feb 10, 2009 |
and u wen dey sleep, eat and mate with pig better pass clumsy be that. abi? |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by romsky: 4:18pm On Feb 10, 2009 |
at least goat neva carry belle 4 me lyk u & my fowl no dey police custody 4 protection against ur sexual assault |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by bilms(m): 5:39pm On Feb 10, 2009 |
my guy, y u come dey vex because i won talk about enugu. u ahs ooooooooooooo well even if person enter weel baro go enugu, watin concern u? abi na ur money him use? or him don come beg u for transport b4? |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by bilms(m): 6:16pm On Feb 10, 2009 |
But nothi u fit do i go talk. My guy, as i reach enugu nw, inside one village lyk that. Na him one guy just show from america. The guy has been in usa for the past 7 years. He came back with the intention of getting married to there village girl and then take her back to america where they can both settle down. So as this guy show now, him dey they village for about 2 weeks. One day him just see one girl pass for there house carrying water on her head. although the guy wanted to talk to her, but he remembered tht u dont have permission to talk to a girl most especially when u want ask her out unless u seek for permission from the parents. so, the guy have to call some of the elders in there house to arraneg a meeting with the parents of this girl. The day of the meeting. One elder from the guy house stand up and say. WE really appreciate u welcoming us to ur house, just has u hv already known me, This is my brother Chukwuemeka and this is his wife chinaza. and in my right hand here is chukwudi My cousin who has been living in maerica for the past 7 years. the parent of the girl say uhh uhn My cousin came all the way from america down to the village to get married and take his wife along with him to the united state. uhh uhh and finally, he saw one ripe mango in ur back yard, he really want to plug this mango and take it to the united state and that is why we are here. he want to seek ur permission to talk to ur dauther about it. The father of the girl want to talk and the man said wait, we did not come empty handed to seek for this permission, we have some gift item out side and we will want u to see it. the man said ok and they all talk out side. when they get outside, there is a traller of yam, 5 basket of colanut, 10 caton of shinap the man said than you very much, and once again, u re highly welcome to my house. From what i have seen, i have given u the permission to talk to my dauther and very soon, u will come back to take her. The guy approched the girl and they both discussed and the girl told the guy, she will be thinking abt it. after one week, the man ask his dauther, so when is chukwudi told u his coming back arraneg the wedding day, the girl said, wedding day? i have not told him that i will marry him yet, when we talked, i told him to give me some time to think about it. the father said think about it, well weather u think or not, i have decided to give u to chukwudi and when he take u to america, u will continue the rest thinking in his house weather to stay or find another man over there. |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by bilms(m): 6:19pm On Feb 10, 2009 |
But nothi u fit do i go talk. My guy, as i reach enugu nw, inside one village lyk that. Na him one guy just show from america. The guy has been in usa for the past 7 years. He came back with the intention of getting married to there village girl and then take her back to america where they can both settle down. So as this guy show now, him dey they village for about 2 weeks. One day him just see one girl pass for there house carrying water on her head. although the guy wanted to talk to her, but he remembered tht u dont have permission to talk to a girl most especially when u want ask her out unless u seek for permission from the parents. so, the guy have to call some of the elders in there house to arraneg a meeting with the parents of this girl. The day of the meeting. One elder from the guy house stand up and say. WE really appreciate u welcoming us to ur house, just has u hv already known me, This is my brother Chukwuemeka and this is his wife chinaza. and in my right hand here is chukwudi My cousin who has been living in maerica for the past 7 years. the parent of the girl say uhh uhn My cousin came all the way from america down to the village to get married and take his wife along with him to the united state. uhh uhh and finally, he saw one ripe mango in ur back yard, he really want to plug this mango and take it to the united state and that is why we are here. he want to seek ur permission to talk to ur dauther about it. The father of the girl want to talk and the man said wait, we did not come empty handed to seek for this permission, we have some gift item out side and we will want u to see it. the man said ok and they all talk out side. when they get outside, there is a traller of yam, 5 basket of colanut, 10 caton of shinap the man said than you very much, and once again, u re highly welcome to my house. From what i have seen, i have given u the permission to talk to my dauther and very soon, u will come back to take her. The guy approched the girl and they both discussed and the girl told the guy, she will be thinking abt it. after one week, the man ask his dauther, so when is chukwudi told u his coming back arraneg the wedding day, the girl said, wedding day? i have not told him that i will marry him yet, when we talked, i told him to give me some time to think about it. the father said think about it, well weather u think or not, i have decided to give u to chukwudi and when he take u to america, u will continue the rest thinking in his house weather to stay or find another man over there. |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by jamace(m): 1:50pm On Feb 12, 2009 |
Dis papa like beta thin no be small . |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by sylve11: 3:30pm On Feb 12, 2009 |
captain captain, captain, where is my yam? |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by bilms(m): 1:11pm On Feb 17, 2009 |
lol |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by Lolabbey: 1:45pm On Feb 17, 2009 |
haaa |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by clemcykul(f): 2:13pm On Feb 17, 2009 |
close your kpomo mouth na haba! |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by Jeovy(m): 2:20pm On Feb 17, 2009 |
very funny |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by romsky: 2:25pm On Feb 17, 2009 |
Syl wia u tink say i get d yam 4 poundo from ? ehen ole |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by bilms(m): 7:05pm On Feb 18, 2009 |
clemcy watin concern u with his mouth? |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by clemcykul(f): 10:07am On Feb 19, 2009 |
the mouth too big na, even you sef fit lost inside |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by bilms(m): 11:38am On Feb 20, 2009 |
u don see him mouth b4? |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by romsky: 11:41am On Feb 20, 2009 |
dem resemble each oda no b small |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by clemcykul(f): 12:31pm On Feb 20, 2009 |
as you sef take resemble me |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by spenchuks(m): 3:21pm On Feb 20, 2009 |
omo dat story by bilms too long o! carry am go Iweka or Alaba make dem help u produce am |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by romsky: 3:46pm On Feb 20, 2009 |
u fit help him direct my clumsy go star insyd sha |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by spenchuks(m): 3:49pm On Feb 20, 2009 |
no he go spoil the whole show. |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by romsky: 4:00pm On Feb 20, 2009 |
den make am d filage wag |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by sylve11: 5:05pm On Feb 20, 2009 |
clemcykul:u mean sey the guy na matins.? |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by romsky: 5:27pm On Feb 20, 2009 |
no mathew |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by spenchuks(m): 5:29pm On Feb 20, 2009 |
who is matthew? who is matins?? |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by Jeovy(m): 9:40am On Feb 21, 2009 |
My sacked house boy |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by bilms(m): 11:40am On Feb 21, 2009 |
spenchuks. he be like say u go help me carry am go meet that ur friend way they for alaba they pirate cd ooooooooooooo, lets make a deal |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by romsky: 11:40am On Feb 21, 2009 |
comot may i see road small |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by clemcykul(f): 1:03pm On Feb 21, 2009 |
spenchukuchuku must be larger than life |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by romsky: 1:23pm On Feb 21, 2009 |
extra larger beer na him favorite |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by clemcykul(f): 1:50pm On Feb 21, 2009 |
aww how i love beer |
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