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Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by sylve11: 3:19pm On Feb 21, 2009 |
it kills gradually. |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by bilms(m): 3:53pm On Feb 21, 2009 |
lol |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by bilms(m): 4:20pm On Feb 21, 2009 |
let me tell u guys another one. one hausa alhaji wants to rock, but the wife is giving him close marking. the guy has done manythings but the wife still dey code am. so one day he now thought of telling his wife that he has a meeting with his whitemen partners. he told the wife. hajiya, i will be having a meeting with my business partners by 5 o'clock today. the wife said no problem. after some while, he now called one of his girl friend whose name is princess. alhaji went to the hotel to wait for this girl, but as a runs girl now, she dey another hook up with another person and she no won tell alhaji say she no fit come. she now put alhaji for his coming. so when alhaji waited for about 10min and him no see the girl. listen to what alhaji said, waiter, plz give me one bottle of gulder. he drank one bottle and called this girl back. princess, where are u? i have drank one bottle of gulder and u are not here still. the girl said, plz alhaji, i am sorry, i am in a go slow and i will be there very soon. b4 u no it, alhaji drank 3 bottle, this lady now called alhaji back, plz alhaji i am almost there. the go slow is keeping me. alhaji continued, he drank 5 bottles, she called back and alhaji said princess, walahi i dont understand u, i have drank 5 bottles and u re not here still. the lady said alhaji u no i love u and i cant be keeping u just like that, alhaji said i love u too. plz come quick. so this time now, alhaji wife now called, but alhaji has drank about 7 bottle so he did not even care to look the phone and he said princess walahi i am drunk, i have drank 7 bottles and u are not here still, the wife now said alhaji so u lied about meeting. when alhaji heard the wife voice, he changed his voice and claim that it is a voice machine talking. listen to what alhaji said. welcome to the voice mail machine, you can drop ur message. the wife para but alhaji pretended. so the wife keep calling but alhaji did not pick the call. so the wife went to call in the business center and change her voice too. she said hello, but alhaji is fast to no that his wife can go to a business center,so he said welcome to the voice mail machine plz drop ur message, the wife too is sharp, she said alhaji bako ur wife and children just had an accident and we will need your attension immidiately in our hospital, he said plz what do u say, which hospital plz the wife nw said alhaji i thought u said its voice mail. |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by UNLEASHED(m): 6:26am On Feb 22, 2009 |
Really Funny!!! |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by bilms(m): 6:48pm On Feb 22, 2009 |
cheers |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by romsky: 10:30am On Feb 23, 2009 |
tori tori |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by clemcykul(f): 11:06am On Feb 23, 2009 |
toriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by bilms(m): 4:49pm On Feb 23, 2009 |
what is tori tori? |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by sylve11: 6:19pm On Feb 23, 2009 |
help me ask them. But bros dat na tori tori na. |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by dani1luv: 7:49pm On Feb 23, 2009 |
:-x |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by weirdklade(m): 12:42am On Feb 24, 2009 |
This is really funny |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by clemcykul(f): 11:45am On Feb 24, 2009 |
yes i know its funny, *laffs* |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by romsky: 11:46am On Feb 24, 2009 |
wetin funny |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by clemcykul(f): 12:31pm On Feb 24, 2009 |
no idea. |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by bilms(m): 5:04pm On Feb 24, 2009 |
any how now |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by romsky: 5:08pm On Feb 24, 2009 |
go slip |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by bilms(m): 6:13pm On Feb 24, 2009 |
one samson 4 my area too dey womanize. na him one guy tell samson say heeeeeeeeeeee samson na woman go kill u, sam say if woman kill me na new thing, even the samson 4 bible na woman kill am too. and even if woman kill me e better now, no be person motor kill 4 road. my guy i guess u want make motor kill u abi? |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by spenchuks(m): 7:04pm On Feb 24, 2009 |
omo, dat Alhaji tori go dey marketable for Alaba oo! nice one |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by dani1luv: 7:10pm On Feb 24, 2009 |
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Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by spenchuks(m): 7:13pm On Feb 24, 2009 |
close ur eyes jorh. abi u dey work with NFVCB? |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by dani1luv: 7:54pm On Feb 24, 2009 |
spenchuks: Full meaning |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by spenchuks(m): 11:22am On Feb 25, 2009 |
National Film and Video Censors Board, olodo |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by romsky: 11:24am On Feb 25, 2009 |
full stop nwa ticha |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by clemcykul(f): 11:25am On Feb 25, 2009 |
lol my efforts are paying off on spenchuku chuku |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by romsky: 11:28am On Feb 25, 2009 |
my clumsy guru morrin |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by clemcykul(f): 11:43am On Feb 25, 2009 |
guru mornin darl i can see ure up and tight this mornin |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by spenchuks(m): 11:44am On Feb 25, 2009 |
romade: who teach u dat one? clemcykul: who dash monkey banana? |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by romsky: 11:48am On Feb 25, 2009 |
an tashi lafiya yau? |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by bilms(m): 12:19pm On Feb 25, 2009 |
no be small thing oooo |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by romsky: 12:28pm On Feb 25, 2009 |
but ur tori dey long lyk series for 3 seasons |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by clemcykul(f): 12:41pm On Feb 25, 2009 |
afraid catch me |
Re: Housa Man Visited A Yoruba Prostitute In Kano by romsky: 12:44pm On Feb 25, 2009 |
ur iniquities dey haunt u bah |
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