Is this Cambidge or A-Level Exam?

NA REAL WAHALA!!!

I fell in love with this cute damsel and everything was going on fine until I made
my intention known to her father & being a learned man, here is what he gave me:
APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER.
FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS
I ______ hereby apply to marry your daughter Miss____. I am _____years old.
Please answer the following questions honestly.
1. Do you go to Church? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No
4. Are you working? Yes/No
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No
If your answer to any of the above questions is NO, do not continue. Leave my house and don't look back. If all your answers were YES, Then
continue...
1. In 50 words or more, Describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage.
____________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________
2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you can give respect to your father in- law
and mother in-law.
______________________________
____________________________________________________________
3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I need money for my hair at the saloon", what would be your answer ?
______________________________
____________________________________________________________
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
______________________________
____________________________________________________________
______________________________
5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you?
______________________________
____________________________________________________________
6. Do you have both dad and mum together? Yes/No
If No explain why?
____________________________________________________________
7. Were your parents legally. married? Yes/No
If YES for how long?________________________
If the time of their marriage is less than your age, Explain why you were born out of
wedlock. ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" As used by women (100 words)
__________________________________________________________________________________________
______________________________
______________________________
9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep outside his house.
______________________________
__________________________________________________________________________________________
______________________________
10. In case of divorce, Who do you think IS the owner of the kids between father and mother?
______________________________
____________________________________________________________
Answer the following by Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol?
Yes/No
2. Do you smoke? Yes/No
3. Are you short - empered? Yes/No
LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT
1. When can you be free for
interviews?
______________________________
______________________________
2. When is the best time to
interview your dad? ____________________________________________________________
3. When can I interview your
mum?
______________________________
4. When can I interview your
Church Pastor
______________________________
____________________________________________________________
5. Please stick your passport
size photo below which will
be put in the newspapers
to check if you have other
girlfriends.
Sign here: ________________
Sign again: _______________
Thank you for showing interest in my daughter. Your application will be processed in a year's time. You will be acknowledged only if you
emerge successful.
As you are waiting;
*Please don't call me!
*Don't visit me!
*Don't contact my daughter!
If u do, you will be disqualified!
Leave your details in case I need to ask you more questions;
Postal Address:______________ ______________________________
Email:_______________________ ______________________________
Phone:_______________________ ______________________________
Home:____________________________

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agarawu23:

What?

If he truly loves her, the form is nothing!

Kindly vote me for Miss. Nairaland 2015. Thanks

op laff wan kill me for here oooooo

that list alone mean say

wedding don cancel

Twaci:
What?
If he truly loves her, the form is nothing!
Kindly vote me for Miss. Nairaland 2015. Thanks

since twaci is your nickname..whats your real name... ?

Seen it before. Why do you niggas like old joke?

make d man marry him daughter him fada