1.I travel for over six days….as I just
enta
town….see wetin one boy ask me ‘”
”are uback”””‘ I was like ””no, I’m
front”
:
2.My guy see twins come dey ask
me; o boy na
twins be this?
Ans: no...oh dey do picmix.
:
3.I was watching football nd a friend
came
and said
‘guy u dey watch ball’ well i tell am
say i Am watching Presidential
election result.
:
4.This one na question wey ppl dey
ask me
every morning:::
Am like-good morning Sir!
He's like morning, you don wake?
Am like -no , I still dey sleep
:
5.I called my ex….nd she said did u
jus call my phone number ?
I was lik no.oh, I Am calling ur
mum's number and
u're receiving her call. Why?
:
6.My guy ask me were I was and I
told him am in bank, he said Wat is
happening there?
I said nothing.ooh
I'm uprooting cassava for my parent
in the bank.
:
7.Opening the gates to drive out and
my
Sister asks me. U dey comot?
No, na me
be the new gateman.
:
8.I dey watch film… my guy enta
come ask me
na film u dey watch
nooO I dey worship TV.
:
9.Seeing me eating indomie u com
ask na
Wetin u dey chop?
Am eating ur Intestine.
:
10.U see gen dey on still dey ask una
on gen?
NooO, na gen on us, com plug ur
charger
For my nose.
:
11. My guy saw me, and he foolishly
ask me
guy na you be that??.
I was like no o na my
Grand father when he was young.
:
12. A game freak was passionately
tapping his PSP n his galfrnd said. U
dey play game? Him
reply wit anger...
I dey practice how 2 press Leg.
:
13.I mistakenly cut my thumb wit
razor n my
frnd asks... Why u come cut urself
na?
I say my
blood too mch I wan reduce am
IDIOT!
:
14. Me and my frnd dey argue him
com say u dey talk 2 me,
I say nooO I dey talk to the spirit of ur
ancesstors .
:
15. Abeg make una no vex ooO
Abeg na Nairaland
be this?

Lolz...

No be nairaland oh na dollarland

No, no be nairaland, na CNN

Hahhahahahha...how i wish i cud hear ur accent As we'll while ur saying all of these...
I learn some pidgin down here

1. You see me coming out of the bathroom wet and still ask "You don bath?"
~ No, I fall inside toilet bowl

2. You see me standing in front a cinema and still ask, "You come watch film?"
~No, I come pay school fees

3. You see me crying and still ask, "You dey cry?"
~ No, am acting nigerian film

Oboi see nice post by the op abeg op na u post dix tin?

lolz..dat no13 z so funny

abeg na Seun Osewa get Nairaland?

Lolx

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