Okay o, now that I've not thought about joy for the past 5 seconds, well,that's a new record. And oooooh, I jst thought about her, joy! Joy! Joy! I'm dead, dead I tell u believe me, as a writer and editor, how am I supposed to work with the beautiful mental picture of a girl in my head.? How? I don't think I can! Okay, enough! See what joy has caused,I can't even maintain a specific train of thought for a minute, I keep on DERAiling, eh? Get it? Alright lemme explain.
I was standing in church one fateful sunday,pouring out worship to my God, singing his name to the rooftops,that even the gargoyles on the roof came alive: hehehe..crayy. So here I was, I didn't ask for the most beautiful girl I'd ever seen to walk down my row and sit next to me,well she did! I turned aside,my hand in the air,and I was struck at once, good old cupid didn't miss a feather, a bad ass bull's eye and I fell in love with joy.after praise and worship, I asked her for her name, and she said "joy" with a smile,and I smiled back feeling happy.
See life, now I'm sad,wishing joy was with me on my king size mattress cuddling tightly and watching tv after this lonely making rain. But is she? Nope! She's probably somewhere else,sorry, she's certainly somewhere else! Ok now,I had planned to ask her out but every time I see her nowadays, my brain jst empties itself,maybe always paralyzed with fear, very unusual for someone like me. I Rekhyt the fourth,the striking kraith,I have run with the bufallo fathers of the plain,assassinated the great kings of uruk and looted their ebony women, I who drank with ambassadors from rome,who dined with quesh of the al-arish. I, who, I'm very sorry, joy's fault,jst thought deeply of her and it made me feel heroic, if u know wah I mean.
Well, bottomline is ,I can't talk to this girl in person, I jst babble and derail, can't even ask her out with all her smiling, like today, at church, had to avoid her,and now at home,I'm seeing her everywhere! I simply love her and I'd lose my mind if I can't act on my feelings. Sooo, it is on this note that I appeal to my fellow nls, apparently the reasonably ones of course, no riff raff, to advise me,I've never been like this before, I'm losing my marbles! Enough for now, back to the drawing of joy! Joy! Joy!.
NB.I'm actually so very serious.

ikeepitreal:
Okay o, now that I've not thought about joy for the past 5 seconds, well,that's a new record. And oooooh, I jst thought about her, joy! Joy! Joy! I'm dead, dead I tell u believe me, as a writer and editor, how am I supposed to work with the beautiful mental picture of a girl in my head.? How? I don't think I can! Okay, enough! See what joy has caused,I can't even maintain a specific train of thought for a minute, I keep on DERAiling, eh? Get it? Alright lemme explain.
I was standing in church one fateful sunday,pouring out worship to my God, singing his name to the rooftops,that even the gargoyles on the roof came alive: hehehe..crayy. So here I was, I didn't ask for the most beautiful girl I'd ever seen to walk down my row and sit next to me,well she did! I turned aside,my hand in the air,and I was struck at once, good old cupid didn't miss a feather, a bad ass bull's eye and I fell in love with joy.after praise and worship, I asked her for her name, and she said "joy" with a smile,and I smiled back feeling happy.
See life, now I'm sad,wishing joy was with me on my king size mattress cuddling tightly and watching tv after this lonely making rain. But is she? Nope! She's probably somewhere else,sorry, she's certainly somewhere else! Ok now,I had planned to ask her out but every time I see her nowadays, my brain jst empties itself,maybe always paralyzed with fear, very unusual for someone like me. I Rekhyt the fourth,the striking kraith,I have run with the bufallo fathers of the plain,assassinated the great kings of uruk and looted their ebony women, I who drank with ambassadors from rome,who dined with quesh of the al-arish. I, who, I'm very sorry, joy's fault,jst thought deeply of her and it made me feel heroic, if u know wah I mean.
Well, bottomline is ,I can't talk to this girl in person, I jst babble and derail, can't even ask her out with all her smiling, like today, at church, had to avoid her,and now at home,I'm seeing her everywhere! I simply love her and I'd lose my mind if I can't act on my feelings. Sooo, it is on this note that I appeal to my fellow nls, apparently the reasonably ones of course, no riff raff, to advise me,I've never been like this before, I'm losing my marbles! Enough for now, back to the drawing of joy! Joy! Joy!.
NB.I'm actually so very serious.

this is bullshit bro

what are u saying exactly?

Sory

*puffs weed

Okay I get... Approaching her and telling her what you desire won't hurt. .. She can't kill you... Be confident and act like a man... She's probably also waiting for you to make the move...


*sips Orijin.. Mygramman Be A Man!!




EricRichie

That's the point! No one gets it!

U have no nuts.


live with it.!!!



sissy.

U have no nuts.


live with it.!!!



sissy.

agarawu23:
this is bullshit bro
what are u saying exactly?

That's the point! Are u apparently reasonable?

IamLEGEND1:
U have no nuts.


live with it.!!!



sissy.

On a very normal day, I'd ignore people like you!

ikeepitreal:

That's the point! Are u apparently reasonable?

mitcheew........

men... please what is he taking about? only read the first 5 lines

Princecalm:
Joy is currently on John's bed and you are here shedding yourself to pieces. Even the devil is laughing at you.

I doubt it.

Op you are only lusting after the gal

Crap, its allowed.

Xslaze3xd:
Op you are only lusting after the gal

No!!! I don't think so, I feel wha I feel,and it aint lust, lust won't drive me crazy, trust me

ikeepitreal:
I doubt it.

I never expected you to accept.

cozy7:
U were singing praises to God (Like u said), but after u saw Joy, u started singing her praise......
I think u suffering from an ailment called "MISPLACEMENT OF PRIORITIES". U need deliverance, not Joy.

F deliverance,GOD made joy himself,I'm sure about that.so the priorities were related still

ikeepitreal:
On a very normal day, I'd ignore people like you!

WELL ikeepitreal

i'm just keeping it real. u don't like it?



U can go fück a live-wire

Is this a poem or what

ikeepitreal:

No!!! I don't think so, I feel wha I feel,and it aint lust, lust won't drive me crazy, trust me

then you are over lusting after her

Princecalm:
I never expected you to accept.

F your drab expectations, who cares? I care about joy alone! And she can never smell your bed! She should have good taste

IamLEGEND1:


WELL ikeepitreal


i'm just keeping it real. u don't like it?




U can go fück a live-wire

This is sad, jst sad! Maybe u missed the part about only reasonable people advising me? Eh? Well, jst learn to look beyond your privates.

ikeepitreal:

F your drab expectations, who cares? I care about joy alone! And she can never smell your bed! She should have good taste

and who cares about the damn Joy. You cannot express your feelings to an ordinary girl and you are coming here to rant.

Princecalm:
and who cares about the damn Joy. You cannot express your feelings to an ordinary girl and you are coming here to rant.

Damn joy? Wow,I jst had a good laugh,the irony of it all. Well,thanks for insulting me,when all I did was ask for advice

agarawu23:
mitcheew........

Heard tales of you already,so I know your rarely helpful

Infatuation!
From what you wrote up there, I can only conclude that you're a kid.
Try and act in a matured way.

ikeepitreal:

Damn joy? Wow,I jst had a good laugh,the irony of it all. Well,thanks for insulting me,when all I did was ask for advice

I never insulted you those were hard facts.

ikeepitreal:

This is sad, jst sad! Maybe u missed the part about only reasonable people advising me? Eh? Well, jst learn to look beyond your privates.

and u seem to have ur head so far up ur àss that u can't seem to realise



"No one can teach u to grow some stones, itz either u were born with it or u ain't got shït"