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Types Of Ìgbátí (slaps) And Their Meaning. Familiar With Any? by Babsopey(m): 11:09am On Jun 01, 2015 |
If you are from Southwest Nigeria Yoruba tribe to be precise, seeing or receiving slap especially from our mothers won't be strange to you. Here are the funny compilations of "Igbati" (Slap). 1. TAKE AWAY SLAP: When someone gives you a dirty slap, and all you can do is hold your face and walk away.. That is take away slap. 2. RESOUNDING SLAP: That is when after you are hit. You keep on hearing some funny sounds in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii! And voices in your head will start singing christmas Carol. O yeah my mother is an expert in that. Don't ask if I've received it before, you know the answer. Lols 3. FORMATTING SLAP: That is the slap that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing..You find yourself asking questions like"what did I do?" 4. EXPLANATION SLAP: When someone gives you that kind of slap..you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person out of your own accord..e.g..Bros shey you been dey watch? I be no do anything o. 5. FIX DEPOSIT SLAP: When you receive this kind of slap all you will do is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away. 6. RHETORICAL SLAP: The moment you download the slap..you start asking questions that don't need reply..like John , you slapped me? 7. SWEET SLAP: This is the type of slap that when a girl downloads it sweetly on your cheek whether is painful or not, you start blushing. 8. MATHEMATICAL SLAP: This simply has to do with the physical reconstruction of your face when given to you the length of your face will be raised to power two, your eye socket will calculate its circumference. 9. CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM SLAP: When you receive this slap (it proves effective when it's given to you all of a sudden) then you be able to speak Spanish, Greek, Arabic, Hindu, all together. 10. COLOUR RIOT AND BIRDING SLAP: You will start seeing different colors and your head will turn to nest whilst birds will be flying all around you. WHICH OF THEM HAVE YOU EXPERIENCED OR WITNESSED? Add yours from experience. Lols 1 Like |
Re: Types Of Ìgbátí (slaps) And Their Meaning. Familiar With Any? by misreal(m): 2:51pm On Jun 01, 2015 |
Na fix deposit I dey give people.but I no dey collect oh. |
Re: Types Of Ìgbátí (slaps) And Their Meaning. Familiar With Any? by purple11sparkle: 6:57pm On Jun 01, 2015 |
Lolzzzz |
Re: Types Of Ìgbátí (slaps) And Their Meaning. Familiar With Any? by simmieyoung(m): 9:08am On Jun 02, 2015 |
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Re: Types Of Ìgbátí (slaps) And Their Meaning. Familiar With Any? by wemmiejex: 1:53pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
lolz |
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