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Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Ve Ever Done To A Woman Or Man by DaPhoenix(f): 7:18pm On Feb 25, 2009
Bleep-You:

lol@ bole kaja

Me too i would love to finger a girl with hot chilli pepper fingers some day! It would be a very hilarious moment for me! Some girls need that sort of thing to teach them a lesson! grin or during a hot doggy, replace my d**k and insert a candle instead but come to think of it, a boiling ring wont be that bad too o!

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

*rolls eyes* bole kaja, we know it's you. You don't have to use multiple ids.
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Ve Ever Done To A Woman Or Man by hotstuff06(f): 7:31pm On Feb 25, 2009
Bole-Kaja:

After using my hand to lick pepper soup, i fingered her with that pepper soup hand! It really felt good seeing her jump up and down screaming, complaining and crying all through the night grin I think bitc***hes under 40 should go through this kind of thing once in their life!

My greast fantasy would be attempting to put a hot boiling ring into her Vagina as a stimulant or Love Machine!

Bole-kaja, i think u are a sick human being to do that with a boiling ring, u want to copy those retards and killers in the UNI thtat did the same thing to a female student years back, she died from it, Gosh this thread was funny until I saw yours,, u sick SOB angry

tonye-t:

how it happened: nepa took light, and the day was still dark so i couldnt really see well, so i took this thing and wore on me, and it was so soft, in rush i thought it was maybe the water i did not wipe from my yansh, as i got into the car, men it was as dou i wear woman for my body, i couldnt really understand, until i reach office, go toilet con see am, men i shout for the toilet , fellow colleagues think say my prick fall for inside toilet
men i hate thinking of that day
ask me what happened next: i threw that stuff only Gaaad knows where, and for the first time in my life i wore a suit trousers without boxers nor panties, men it was hell, when the d**ck kick na trouble
sighs and leaves here laughing

that was so hilarious, u made my day until the sick SOB above made the comment about a boiling ring.

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Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Ve Ever Done To A Woman Or Man by teslimanif(m): 10:00pm On Feb 25, 2009
i cummed into my ex's eyeballs and she started screaming telling me that i have put salt in her eyes. we had to go to the hospital as she was going blind
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Ve Ever Done To A Woman Or Man by 8inch: 5:00am On Feb 26, 2009
@Bleep-You
Despite ur mindset (from ur signature), Jesus still loves you. You are still light years away from being the worst christian hater d world has ever seen and Jesus did not hate d person either . tongue
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Ve Ever Done To A Woman Or Man by Juliusdexicon: 8:34am On Feb 26, 2009
May God have mercy on you all.
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Ve Ever Done To A Woman Or Man by tytylayor: 12:45pm On Feb 26, 2009
i tink am hatin dis guys nw, remember one day u will av ur own daughter, and d worst will be done to her angry angry angry
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Ve Ever Done To A Woman Or Man by follypimpi(m): 1:14pm On Feb 26, 2009
@Bleep U

I reckon with time u will outgrow all these Hatred for the opposite sex,i supposed a woman gave birth to u,no doubt sum of them could be annoying but aint sum men too the same,so u jst hve to hold ur head up man and be the best man u cld be.
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Ve Ever Done To A Woman Or Man by edogram(m): 1:21pm On Feb 26, 2009
I have many bad day.

But I will like to mention one,

I bought a Nigerian used car passat 2.0. for about 700,000

Since I buy that car na so so wahalo, morning till night na mechanic workshob I de stay and spent amount 250,000 for the car yet the car nor still work for me.

So I sell this car just for 250,000.

Painful thing is my life

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Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Ve Ever Done To A Woman Or Man by follypimpi(m): 1:25pm On Feb 26, 2009
Well craziest thing i can think of @ the moment is,after getting my broad all wet and hungry for a penetration,was zip up and told her am no more in the mood,she wanted to cry.
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Ve Ever Done To A Woman Or Man by edogram(m): 1:29pm On Feb 26, 2009
Fucck you is really funny, don’t you think this guy is crazy?

I’m sure he don’t have sister
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Ve Ever Done To A Woman Or Man by tytylayor: 1:32pm On Feb 26, 2009
follypimpi, if she do u d same no vex o. tongue

tell her to come see me for orientation
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Ve Ever Done To A Woman Or Man by chikito1(f): 2:54pm On Feb 26, 2009
angry  angry  angry  angry This is for you f, k-you.
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Ve Ever Done To A Woman Or Man by chikito1(f): 2:58pm On Feb 26, 2009
F, k-you

You know the best trips that can be done to guys like you that have wild and mad ideas about women? i think you

too should share out of the cake aight!!!!!!!

First step:  Tie you up to a bed

Sencond step: Blind fold you.

Third step: Give you the beating of you life with a baseball bat.

Fourth step: Then tie your privates with a hot coil plugged to the electric

Fifth step: Then leave it to roast.

I think it will be a very good idea to see how that will make you feel, scream, shout, dance palongo hmmmm or maybe

cry for God to kill you. Stupid dumb ass thinking.
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Ve Ever Done To A Woman Or Man by ElNino4: 3:36pm On Feb 26, 2009
I am glad you too have beautiful things that you fantasize about to doing to men more especially me! I feel turned on already thinking of it Wink

Meanwhile i was just thinking of another thing more especially if i was dating you. I imagine me giving you doggy style and i stretch out to pick the jar of soldier ants that i have collected and i shoot cum into your punnay secretly and in between i pick out some soldier ants and shove it into your pussy.

The beautiful thing about soldier ants is that you wont know they have crawled up into you till they pick the right spot in your G-Zone to start Pecking away randomly and because you cant find them or shove them away, they will continue to peck and bite and chop your p***ssy till you probably go into a coma or you have womb complications from it or probably die from all those bites !

During surgery they will have to circumcize you and remove everything you have inside you for you to live. The thought of you taking a piss in pain for life would always cheer me up.

The good part about it, is that i cant be held liable because the atrocity was commited inside you Cheesy

Anyway if that one doesnt work out as planned, i will still go back to the all time favourite of washing my hands in very hot peppersoup and fingering you with it till you run mad especially when you feel like taking a piss and your scared of hurting your self more!

What do you think?


And your mama go dey tink say she born beta pikin, How you wan take imagine doggy style when you never even see the person wey you dey fantasize about

All dis small small pikin wey no dey get beta yarns. I sure say you believe for your mind say you be voltron as you dey in front of Pc dey type nonsense,
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Ve Ever Done To A Woman Or Man by chikito1(f): 3:44pm On Feb 26, 2009
You think that is crazy huh. Nahhhh trust me, you think you have got sick tots. You're  trying a bit  too hard bruv,

You are looking for attention right? ok, I guess you have got it. Now get into the real world,

Sick ass pervert.
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Ve Ever Done To A Woman Or Man by chikito1(f): 3:48pm On Feb 26, 2009
El-Nino.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO.

The guy thinks by saying all the shit that resides in him makes him sick.

I just think you are seeking attention, i guess your parents just unleashed you

to start using the pc, so i guess thats why you are going on yarning Bullshit here.

You had better gone to bed and let mummy rock you to sleep. Stupid ass pickin.
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Ve Ever Done To A Woman Or Man by friendl: 4:01pm On Feb 26, 2009
When l was a teenager, there was this very pretty girl in our area. l asked her out and she embarrassed me in front of her friends and younger ones in front of their house in festac  then some days later. l saw her at a joint, l then walk up to her and raise her dress up, she was struggling with my hands, then the dress lose a bit, she then ran away crying, what really made me do it was my friends, we had a bet,. but l felt bad , l had to apologize, funny enough  we started dating later. What separated us was that she had to go back to England to finish her studies, that’s my story
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Ve Ever Done To A Woman Or Man by 190: 1:08am On Mar 02, 2009
na wa o
Bleep u i de fear u sef me wen b women hater too embarassed
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Ve Ever Done To A Woman Or Man by Nobody: 2:46am On Mar 02, 2009
Nothing.
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Ve Ever Done To A Woman Or Man by Gabry(f): 3:38am On Mar 02, 2009
I drank a whole bottle of whiskey and a whole bottle of brandy and gotmyself sooooooooo drunk and ehmmm ehmmm ehmmmm but dont worry, no sex happenin. smiley
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Ve Ever Done To A Woman Or Man by Gabry(f): 3:40am On Mar 02, 2009
I curse one guy from this thread the day he was born. MONKEY YAM HEAD angry
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Ve Ever Done To A Woman Or Man by steaming(f): 11:46am On Mar 02, 2009
@ Bleep u, seriously, you need help. Talk to sum1 and get help fast!
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Ve Ever Done To A Woman Or Man by tkb417(m): 2:43pm On Mar 02, 2009
trying not to say this, its really wierd though

i wore my sisters pants in a hurry to catch up a cab from my boss,

how it happened: nepa took light, and the day was still dark so i couldnt really see well, so i took this thing and wore on me, and it was so soft, in rush i thought it was maybe the water i did not wipe from my yansh, as i got into the car, men it was as dou i wear woman for my body, i couldnt really understand, until i reach office, go toilet con see am, men i shout for the toilet , fellow colleagues think say my prick fall for inside toilet

men i hate thinking of that day


ask me what happened next: i threw that stuff only Gaaad knows where, and for the first time in my life i wore a suit trousers without boxers nor panties, men it was hell, when the d**ck kick na trouble



sighs and leaves here laughing

grin grin grin grin grin ure crazy
cant stop laffin
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Ve Ever Done To A Woman Or Man by yme1(f): 2:53pm On Mar 02, 2009
Bleep-you i do not think that is good idea i mean put yourself in the girls shoes. TOO MUCH PAIN,SO DONT TRY IT
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Ve Ever Done To A Woman Or Man by 190: 3:15pm On Mar 02, 2009
@ Bleep u
ure the man
ure the man
kip it up
i de ur back real tyme
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Ve Ever Done To A Woman Or Man by Gabry(f): 1:50am On Mar 03, 2009
May you be reborn back to those daft cows in your next life. The more you hate, the more you will be one or you will be with one for the rest of your life. Jesus, you reminded me of my brother but. . . HEH! I thank God for giving me the brains to make him suffer. grin


Marishka Hargitay grin
Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Ve Ever Done To A Woman Or Man by SeanT21(f): 2:12am On Mar 03, 2009
The response here are absolutely funny.hahaha~~There are crazy people on Nairaland!!

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