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Guys: Fast Ways To Get Laid(fk) by Nobody: 1:34pm On Jun 04, 2015
This is for my niggas who finds it difficult to get laid sometimes due to reasons only known to them or wants more than one puzzi to sample or that enjoys adventures but never forget your condoms meeeehn even if she's Alicia Keys bro. Now make we start with the numbers. So If you just want to lash some puzzi here you go.
1. Check your standards
You’re looking for sex, not a soul mate.
You don’t have to throw out all standards. But if
you want to get laid fast, you should probably
sacrifice some things you would normally want.
Maybe the girl is a little heavier than usual.
Maybe she’s not the smartest. Maybe she’s not
your ideal hair color or skin color. Who cares.
This is about sex.
Be honest with yourself. Either you’re turned on
by her, or not. If your friends will make fun of you
for hitting on the fat chick who turns you on, then
go out alone.
.
2. Get your head in the right place
Toughen up and be prepared for lots of rejections
or brush-offs.
You are looking for girls who (1) are attracted to
you, and (2) are ready to sleep with you quick.
This is a minority of the girls you approach.
Lots of girls will not be attracted to you. And a
girl who does like you might not want to sleep
with you right away. Be ready to let her go and
keep looking for the right girl.
.
3. Look your best and feel super-confident
This is a superficial, first impressions game. It’s
less about a quality connection and more about
superficial attraction.
“Superficial” for a man does not just mean your
clothes/ outfit (although that makes a difference).
It also means your confidence and overall energy
as you approach.
If you are feeling relaxed, in a fun and playful
mood, women will like that. Look good, smell
good, and feel good
..
4. Get your logistics in order
Where is your house in relation to the place you
are meeting women? How long will it take to get
there? How can you get there (by taxi, by bus, on
foot, etc)?
Go to places with lots of candidates for quick sex
(bars, clubs, night life districts, etc). And/or go
where you know you have a high success rate.
For each girl you approach, quickly learn her
logistical situation. Figure out if it will help or
hurt your chances. (Is she not really doing
anything tonight, do her friends have a big night
out planned, is she engaged, etc). Filter out the
ones with bad logistics.
.
5. Approach lots of women and put your
sexuality out there
By far the most important thing to do is approach
lots of girls.
If your head is in the right place and you’re ready
to deal with rejections, this should be simple.
This is a numbers game to a degree. Expect to
churn through a good number of girls before
finding the right one.
Putting your sexual desires out there will screen
out the wrong girls. This includes girls who are
interested, but not interested enough to close the
deal that night.
If you aren’t sexual enough, you will waste your
time on girls who enjoy the attention/ flirting, but
aren’t willing to sleep with you quickly.
.
6. Sexually escalate
You can’t have sex without escalation.
Escalate physically and verbally (with sexual
flirting, sexual innuendo, etc). And try to isolate
her and bring her to another place.
After a minute or two of chatting, you can invite
her to check out another bar around the corner,
for instance. Your escalation material doesn’t
have to be complicated. You just have to
relentlessly do it until you either have sex or she
leaves.
Focus on physical escalation.
.
Add your own razzle dazzle to it.
Re: Guys: Fast Ways To Get Laid(fk) by naijaboiy: 1:41pm On Jun 04, 2015
Oya na cheesy
Re: Guys: Fast Ways To Get Laid(fk) by VickJames(m): 1:51pm On Jun 04, 2015
I thought you can get sex anywhere and anytime these days.
Re: Guys: Fast Ways To Get Laid(fk) by Nobody: 2:01pm On Jun 04, 2015
VickJames:
I thought you can get sex anywhere and anytime these days.

Hahahahahaha yeah bro, here we're talking about careless puzzi.
Re: Guys: Fast Ways To Get Laid(fk) by Nobody: 2:11pm On Jun 04, 2015
VickJames:
I thought you can get sex anywhere and anytime these days.

Hahahahahaha yeah bro but here we're talking about careless puzzi.
Re: Guys: Fast Ways To Get Laid(fk) by IamLEGEND1: 2:22pm On Jun 04, 2015
from where i com from





diz doesn't apply
Re: Guys: Fast Ways To Get Laid(fk) by czarr(m): 2:36pm On Jun 04, 2015
.....I CONCUR!

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