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Guys: Fast Ways To Get Laid(fk) by Nobody: 1:34pm On Jun 04, 2015 |
This is for my niggas who finds it difficult to get laid sometimes due to reasons only known to them or wants more than one puzzi to sample or that enjoys adventures but never forget your condoms meeeehn even if she's Alicia Keys bro. Now make we start with the numbers. So If you just want to lash some puzzi here you go. 1. Check your standards You’re looking for sex, not a soul mate. You don’t have to throw out all standards. But if you want to get laid fast, you should probably sacrifice some things you would normally want. Maybe the girl is a little heavier than usual. Maybe she’s not the smartest. Maybe she’s not your ideal hair color or skin color. Who cares. This is about sex. Be honest with yourself. Either you’re turned on by her, or not. If your friends will make fun of you for hitting on the fat chick who turns you on, then go out alone. . 2. Get your head in the right place Toughen up and be prepared for lots of rejections or brush-offs. You are looking for girls who (1) are attracted to you, and (2) are ready to sleep with you quick. This is a minority of the girls you approach. Lots of girls will not be attracted to you. And a girl who does like you might not want to sleep with you right away. Be ready to let her go and keep looking for the right girl. . 3. Look your best and feel super-confident This is a superficial, first impressions game. It’s less about a quality connection and more about superficial attraction. “Superficial” for a man does not just mean your clothes/ outfit (although that makes a difference). It also means your confidence and overall energy as you approach. If you are feeling relaxed, in a fun and playful mood, women will like that. Look good, smell good, and feel good .. 4. Get your logistics in order Where is your house in relation to the place you are meeting women? How long will it take to get there? How can you get there (by taxi, by bus, on foot, etc)? Go to places with lots of candidates for quick sex (bars, clubs, night life districts, etc). And/or go where you know you have a high success rate. For each girl you approach, quickly learn her logistical situation. Figure out if it will help or hurt your chances. (Is she not really doing anything tonight, do her friends have a big night out planned, is she engaged, etc). Filter out the ones with bad logistics. . 5. Approach lots of women and put your sexuality out there By far the most important thing to do is approach lots of girls. If your head is in the right place and you’re ready to deal with rejections, this should be simple. This is a numbers game to a degree. Expect to churn through a good number of girls before finding the right one. Putting your sexual desires out there will screen out the wrong girls. This includes girls who are interested, but not interested enough to close the deal that night. If you aren’t sexual enough, you will waste your time on girls who enjoy the attention/ flirting, but aren’t willing to sleep with you quickly. . 6. Sexually escalate You can’t have sex without escalation. Escalate physically and verbally (with sexual flirting, sexual innuendo, etc). And try to isolate her and bring her to another place. After a minute or two of chatting, you can invite her to check out another bar around the corner, for instance. Your escalation material doesn’t have to be complicated. You just have to relentlessly do it until you either have sex or she leaves. Focus on physical escalation. . Add your own razzle dazzle to it. |
Re: Guys: Fast Ways To Get Laid(fk) by naijaboiy: 1:41pm On Jun 04, 2015 |
Oya na ![]() |
Re: Guys: Fast Ways To Get Laid(fk) by VickJames(m): 1:51pm On Jun 04, 2015 |
I thought you can get sex anywhere and anytime these days. |
Re: Guys: Fast Ways To Get Laid(fk) by Nobody: 2:01pm On Jun 04, 2015 |
VickJames: Hahahahahaha yeah bro, here we're talking about careless puzzi. |
Re: Guys: Fast Ways To Get Laid(fk) by Nobody: 2:11pm On Jun 04, 2015 |
VickJames: Hahahahahaha yeah bro but here we're talking about careless puzzi. |
Re: Guys: Fast Ways To Get Laid(fk) by IamLEGEND1: 2:22pm On Jun 04, 2015 |
from where i com from diz doesn't apply |
Re: Guys: Fast Ways To Get Laid(fk) by czarr(m): 2:36pm On Jun 04, 2015 |
.....I CONCUR! |
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