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The Very Foolish Miser: by jpj(m): 11:56am On Feb 18, 2009 |
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife." So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him. Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!" she had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket." She said, "Yes, I promised. I'm a good christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him." "You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?" "I sure did, " said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check. |
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by clemcykul(f): 10:19am On Feb 19, 2009 |
lol |
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by romsky: 10:22am On Feb 19, 2009 |
sittin on my butt |
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by Ben13: 10:37am On Feb 19, 2009 |
real smart wife |
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by clemcykul(f): 10:58am On Feb 19, 2009 |
a smart ass she is. |
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by Ben13: 2:12pm On Feb 19, 2009 |
smart ass you say |
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by clemcykul(f): 11:36am On Feb 20, 2009 |
i hate kisses |
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by D1KeleVra(m): 8:00pm On Feb 22, 2009 |
How about pecks?? ?? ?? |
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by clemcykul(f): 11:32am On Feb 23, 2009 |
i hate pecks too. |
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by D1KeleVra(m): 11:51am On Feb 23, 2009 |
xoxoxoxo?? ?? ?? |
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by clemcykul(f): 12:17pm On Feb 23, 2009 |
is that your signature? |
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by romsky: 12:24pm On Feb 23, 2009 |
signifies kisses & hugs 4 my favorite person
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Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by clemcykul(f): 12:32pm On Feb 23, 2009 |
aww am so touched *smiles whole heartedly* |
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by romsky: 12:34pm On Feb 23, 2009 |
ma pleasure is in pleasuring u |
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by clemcykul(f): 1:09pm On Feb 23, 2009 |
keep pleasuring me. thanks dear *smiles shyly* |
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by romsky: 1:12pm On Feb 23, 2009 |
wen u bcome shy |
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by D1KeleVra(m): 1:26pm On Feb 23, 2009 |
When i appeared in the doorway. |
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by romsky: 2:03pm On Feb 23, 2009 |
but d cotton was drawn close |
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by D1KeleVra(m): 2:19pm On Feb 23, 2009 |
is-a-lie!! |
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by clemcykul(f): 2:52pm On Feb 23, 2009 |
its a true! @rommie am very shy, if its a lie ask ben *blinks* |
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by romsky: 5:20pm On Feb 23, 2009 |
ben dat can lie even in drims |
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by D1KeleVra(m): 5:40pm On Feb 23, 2009 |
u don't say!! |
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by sylve11: 6:13pm On Feb 23, 2009 |
romade: lol! ben d' linus |
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by dani1luv: 7:10pm On Feb 23, 2009 |
linus |
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by weirdklade(m): 12:42am On Feb 24, 2009 |
I can't help but laugh to this |
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by CrazyMan(m): 2:35am On Feb 24, 2009 |
I love that woman. stop staring at me like that, that now what I mean |
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by Ben13: 9:11am On Feb 24, 2009 |
you don dey see spirit |
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by D1KeleVra(m): 9:52am On Feb 24, 2009 |
. . .or double? |
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by CrazyMan(m): 10:33am On Feb 24, 2009 |
Una no well o! |
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by Ben13: 10:38am On Feb 24, 2009 |
Was he sick yesterday? |
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by CrazyMan(m): 10:47am On Feb 24, 2009 |
Maybe but he look exactly like you. The same big head, small dic k and pot belley. |
Re: The Very Foolish Miser: by D1KeleVra(m): 11:25am On Feb 24, 2009 |
Thief Of Heart/karmamod / Morning S.ex / Simple Arithmetic
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