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>A little boy comes downstairs for breakfast. Since they live on a
farm,
>his mother asks if he has done his chores. "Not yet," said the little
>boy.
>His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. So he
goes
>to feed the chickens, but he's a little resentful, so he kicks a
>chicken.
>He feeds the cows, and he kicks a cow.
>
>He feeds the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
>
>He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry
>cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon, and why don't I
have
>any
>milk in my cereal?" he asks.
>
>"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get
>any
>eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon
for
>a
>week either. I saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting
>any
>milk."
>
>Just then, the boy's father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat
>half
>way across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a
>wicked smile and says, "You going to tell him, or should I?"

don't get it

He's getting no pussy for a week! Hahaha. Bad boy.

holy molly
does he want the man to die
no pussy for a whole week, thatz terrible.

but how would the boy have told his dad?