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Militants Have Kidnapped IBB, OBJ & Others / Mumu Militants / Militants (2) (3) (4)
Militants! by brimbrack(m): 3:51pm On Aug 14, 2007 |
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on? the man responded "Militants have kidnapped, OBJ, IBB, Atiku, Buhari, Tony Anenih, Ahmadu Ali, Dariye, Nnamani, Odili, Ibrahim Mantu, Tinubu, Kalu, Ibori and Igbinedion. They're asking for a $500 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. So, we're going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, "How much is everyone contributing, on the average?" the man responded "About a litre of petrol and a stick of matches." |
Re: Militants! by adbaby(f): 4:16pm On Aug 14, 2007 |
Sample! Ekwe!! |
Re: Militants! by ceyohn(f): 6:18pm On Aug 14, 2007 |
ewoooooooooo abeg make dem comot tinubu from the list. |
Re: Militants! by Carlosein(m): 6:24pm On Aug 14, 2007 |
i want to laugh but usaally when i do so, pple are fund of asking me why. so in this case i don't know what to do cos knowing naija pple u never can tell who knows who and i never wan die o! pls who is collecting the petrol and matches come for my own later nice one |
Re: Militants! by Ofuks(m): 8:43am On Aug 15, 2007 |
bros! me I wan donate tires o! |
Re: Militants! by wetman(m): 12:08pm On Aug 15, 2007 |
hey, madam Ce-yohn, why den go commot TINUBU, Is dat ur surname? All off them carry Go |
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