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| Militants by desgiezd(m): 6:23pm On Aug 30, 2007 |
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on? The man responded "Militants have kidnapped, OBJ, IBB, Atiku, Buhari, Tony Anenih, Abdullahi, Andy Uba, Ehindero, Tafa Balogun, Ahmadu Ali, Dariye, Nnamani, Odili, Ibrahim Mantu, Tinubu, Kalu, Ibori and Igbinedion. They're asking for a $500 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. So, we're going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, "How much is everyone contributing, on the average?" the man responded "About a litre of petrol and a stick of matches." |
| Re: Militants by oyie(f): 6:40pm On Aug 30, 2007 |
is there vacany among that particular militant?     |
| Re: Militants by Osocan(m): 9:02am On Mar 16, 2011 |
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on? The man responded "Militants have kidnapped, OBJ, IBB, Atiku, Buhari, Tony Anenih, Abdullahi, Andy Uba, Ehindero, Tafa Balogun, Ahmadu Ali, Dariye, Nnamani, Odili, Ibrahim Mantu, Tinubu, Kalu, Ibori and Igbinedion. They're asking for a $500 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. So, we're going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, "How much is everyone contributing, on the average?" the man responded "About a litre of petrol and a stick of matches." [quote][/quote] Na we do road block na! Lol. |
| Re: Militants by Nobody: 9:38am On Mar 16, 2011 |
hahahahahahhaheheheheheheheh i fit donate from fuel wey dey my small tuke-tuke genarator  |
| Re: Militants by Arcani: 3:36pm On Mar 16, 2011 |
wow, since 2007, lol though |
| Re: Militants by shakara4u(m): 3:40pm On Mar 16, 2011 |
sharp eyes, |
| Re: Militants by Arcani: 3:45pm On Mar 16, 2011 |
Ese |
| Re: Militants by shakara4u(m): 3:46pm On Mar 16, 2011 |
watever dat means u too ESE  |
| Re: Militants by Arcani: 4:04pm On Mar 16, 2011 |
It simply means THANKS!!, yeye suspicious being. |
| Re: Militants by yinkalink(f): 4:33pm On Mar 16, 2011 |
Lmai. |
| Re: Militants by shakara4u(m): 4:41pm On Mar 16, 2011 |
It simply means THANKS!!, yeye suspicious being. ouch!!!dat waz mean, if it means tanx,then all wat i said was tanx bak at ya Lmai. laffin my ass in ryt?jst curious |
| Re: Militants by yinkalink(f): 4:42pm On Mar 16, 2011 |
Yeah. |
| Re: Militants by Arcani: 4:45pm On Mar 16, 2011 |
lol!! |
| Re: Militants by shakara4u(m): 4:50pm On Mar 16, 2011 |
me aint gonna lol wit ya again u called moi a yeye suspicious bieng need a retraction |
| Re: Militants by Arcani: 6:34pm On Mar 16, 2011 |
as you like it |
| Re: Militants by bright007(f): 6:48pm On Mar 16, 2011 |
How I wish I was on d road;I would donate an oil well!!! |
| Re: Militants by clemcykul(f): 12:37pm On Mar 17, 2011 |
this joke is 50yrs old na, una no get respect? make una let dis joke RIP haba!  |
| Re: Militants by shakara4u(m): 1:20pm On Mar 17, 2011 |
as you like it full page apology letter in of of d national dialy's |
| Re: Militants by yinkalink(f): 1:53pm On Mar 17, 2011 |
Arcani: na Shakespeare write am now |
| Re: Militants by Ranoscky(m): 12:32pm On Mar 21, 2011 |
***Ranoscky swaggs in swaggerliciously in Flygerian swagger*** bright007:You mean you walk around with OIL WELL on your head?  Swaggs out! |
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