~Sauron~:


What kinda razz name is that??
Abeg, don't refer to ma royal slinky like that.

LMAO . . .
Lemme rephrase
What if i get tired of ur JT?

tope2000:

LMAO . . .
Lemme rephrase
What if i get tired of ur JT?

If you get tired of it then u would somersault 3 times and DIE.
U must love it till the day you die.

~Sauron~:

If you get tired of it then u would somersault 3 times and DIE.
U must love it till the day you die.

Rofl . . . .
I dont want blood oath sha

tope2000:

Rofl . . . .
I dont want blood oath sha

It's not a real oath without the BLOOD.
I say we cut each other's lips with a blade and kiss for blood transfusion.

~Sauron~:

It's not a real oath without the BLOOD.
I say we cut each other's lips with a blade and kiss for blood transfusion.

Are u kidding me
Nothing comes close to my lips except from food and another lips

~Sauron~:

It's not a real oath without the BLOOD.
I say we cut each other's lips with a blade and kiss for blood transfusion.

Chei!

tope2000:

Are u kidding me
Nothing comes close to my lips except from food and another lips

So where exactly do u want me to cut?? Ya chesticles??

MrCrackles:

Chei!

What is chei-ing you??

~Sauron~:

So where exactly do u want me to cut?? Ya chesticles??

Hell no, those r my babies
Why must we cut na , lets use kolanut instead

tope2000:

Hell no, those r my babies
Why must we cut na , lets use kolanut instead

I am Kola-phobic.
Blood will do.

~Sauron~:

I am Kola-phobic.
Blood will do.

Well i am blood-phobic
So we shudnt take any oath then

tope2000:

Well i am blood-phobic
So we shudnt take any oath then

Resist the temptation to cheat, tope.
We must take an oath this weekend.
I know one blind witch-doctor in Peckham(white man who speaks Igbo).

~Sauron~:

Resist the temptation to cheat, tope.
We must take an oath this weekend.
I know one blind witch-doctor in Peckham(white man who speaks Igbo).

LMAO
You know i have been faithful to you na
U are the one that has been cheating on me with those skinny chics
I dont do blood oath, chikena

tope2000:

LMAO
You know i have been faithful to you na
U are the one that has been cheating on me with those skinny chics

Someone found Debosky's boxers under your bed. . . .How did it get there??

I dont do blood oath, chikena

I thunk SEX is blood oath, no??

~Sauron~:

Someone found Debosky's boxers under your bed. . . .How did it get there??

How many times do u want me to tell u that those boxers belong to u. . . . . . ahn ahn
u too dey like wahala o

I thunk SEX is blood oath, no??

It is??
So are u sayin any woman the bleeds durin or after sex have automatically taken an oath wit the dude she had sex with??

If both of you love each other, then I see no reason why you both should take an oath. I would advice you not to do it. Because if you do, you would live to regret it.

tope2000:

How many times do u want me to tell u that those boxers belong to u. . . . . . ahn ahn
u too dey like wahala o

I can't fit into that thingy i saw o.
Debosky must be size ZERO.

It is??
So are u sayin any woman the bleeds durin or after sex have automatically taken an oath wit the dude she had sex with??

So they say. . . . .
Have u seen this sick movie?? Untraceable??

~Sauron~:

I can't fit into that thingy i saw o.
Debosky must be size ZERO.

Rofl . . . . . . Debo is skinny sha

So they say. . . . .
Have u seen this sick movie?? Untraceable??

Really?? I havent seen the movie
so ehen there is no need to take an oath again na
I remba i bleeded yesterday durin sex

tope2000:

Rofl . . . . . . Debo is skinny sha

Na u talk am o. . . .

Really?? I havent seen the movie

Find this movie. . . . .There's this sick kid who happens to be a webmaster.
He has this site, killwithme.com. He kills his victims in his basement with live streaming and connect to the internet like youtube.
He makes the death correlates with the number of hits on his site. So the more people are logging on to watch, the quicker the victim dies.
Classic pyscho-bastard.

sp ehen there is no need to take an oath again na
I remba i bleeded yesterday durin sex

If u don't take this blood oath, i would shoot you.

What is this I see here?

~Sauron~:

Na u talk am o. . . .

I heard it from u o

Find this movie. . . . .There's this sick kid who happens to be a webmaster.
He has this site, killwithme.com. He kills his victims in his basement with live streaming and connect to the internet like youtube.
He makes the death correlates with the number of hits on his site. So the more people logging on to watch, the quicker the victim dies.
Classic pyscho-bastard.

Ahhhhhhhhhh . . . .i have watched the movie a lil bit, didnt get to watch the whole thing
Diane Lane is the FBI in charge of the case ABI?
i would watch it on sky movies when it comes on again

If u don't take this blood oath, i would shoot you.

Dont shoot me o
I value my life too mcuh
Motigbo i will take the oath

DaPhoenix:



What is this I see here?

Sauron want me to take an Oath

tope2000:

Sauron want me to take an Oath

Girl run away. You know already you're cheating on him.

DaPhoenix:

Girl run away. You know already you're cheating on him.

Why are u adding petrol to fire na
sauron dont mind this girl o
i aint cheating on you babe

DaPhoenix:

Girl run away. You know already you're cheating on him.

Cheat ke?? Tope is not you abeg.
U have been with StephenP, Treetop and Tumfulu.

tope2000:

Ahhhhhhhhhh . . . .i have watched the movie a lil bit, didnt get to watch the whole thing
Diane Lane is the FBI in charge of the case ABI?
i would watch it on sky movies when it comes on again

Yea. . . . .Diane Lane was a toughie in the movie acting like Jack Bauer.
Christ. . . . .The boy is a genius. This society is corrupt.
Even though FBI warned cyber-users to shun the site, the dude still had 100,000 hits when he was killing that man in a glass tank.
I hope this boy escapes.

Dont shoot me o
I value my life too mcuh
Motigbo i will take the oath

Thank ya.

~Sauron~:

Cheat ke?? Tope is not you abeg.
U have been with StephenP, Treetop and Tumfulu.

lol he was the perfect lover.

And YES Tope has been cheating on you and I have PROOF.

tope2000:

Why are u adding petrol to fire na
sauron dont mind this girl o
i aint cheating on you babe

Eventually he'll know . . .

~Sauron~:

Cheat ke?? Tope is not you abeg.
U have been with StephenP, Treetop and Tumfulu.

thanks jare

Yea. . . . .Diane Lane was a toughie in the movie acting like Jack Bauer.
Christ. . . . .The boy is a genius. This society is corrupt.
Even though FBI warned cyber-users to shun the site, the dude still had 100,000 hits when he was killing that man in a glass tank.
I hope this boy escapes.

Haaaaaaaaaaa . . . . . .i feel like watching the movie now
u watchn it on DVD abi?

Thank ya.

u berra dont thank me yet
i might change my mind

P.S DaPhoenix doesnt have proof, she is lying

Tope, don't make me leak it.

tope2000:


thanks jare

I trust you. . . .I always find it the way i left it.

Haaaaaaaaaaa . . . . . .i feel like watching the movie now
u watchn it on DVD abi?

Yea. . . . . .I have had it for months and didn't even bother to watch it.

u berra dont thank me yet
i might change my mind

Don't make me dump your ass, babes.
Stick to the scripts!!

P.S DaPhoenix doesnt have proof, she is lying

I know. . . . .She is trying to set you up.

DaPhoenix:

lol he was the perfect lover.

I hope u make babies for him.

And YES Tope has been cheating on you and I have PROOF.

Show me.

DaPhoenix:

Tope, don't make me leak it.

Leak what?

~Sauron~:

I trust you. . . .I always find it the way i left it.

u r sick

Don't make me dump your ass, babes.
Stick to the scripts!!

I have already told u gazillion times, I do the dumping not u

I know. . . . .She is trying to set you up.

I know na
Her plans wont work

~Sauron~:

I hope u make babies for him.

He doesn't shoot well if you know what I mean.

tope2000:

Leak what?

The sex tape of course.

DaPhoenix:

He doesn't shoot well if you know what I mean.

Where does he shoot it at?? Your belly??

~Sauron~:

Where does he shoot it at?? Your belly??

He doesn't shoot at all. I told him to stop wearing those tight briefs but no . . .


Anyway, I'm having Stephen's baby

Just thought you should know

DaPhoenix:

He doesn't shoot at all. I told him to stop wearing those tight briefs but no . . .

He musta expended his seeds.

Anyway, I'm having Stephen's baby

I pray you have sextuplets.