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Dear Girlfriend. by Nobody: 8:15pm On Jun 13, 2015 |
Copied Dear girlfriend!.. I LOVE SEX, That's Me! I'm A Man. So, STOP Pretending That You àre Surprised That I'm Always Hot For You. It's Normal. Given A Chance, I Would Do It Anytime, Anywhere. So Better STOP Denying Me That Pu**y. Don't Blame Me, Trace It Back To The Biblical King Solomon. My Di*k Is My Di*k. This Size Is My Size! You Either Appreciate It Or Leave Me! Its not about How Deep I Can Go In You, It's About How deep My Love For You Is. Sometimes I Cum Fast, Sometimes I Last Longer. It's Called Being A Man. Shining And Acting Up Every Time I Cum Too Quick! You Should Thank God I Came! That Means You Are Too Awesome To Delay! After All, It's Not About How Long I Can Last In Bed, It's About How Long This Relationship Will Last! But Hey, DON'T BE FOOLED! Sometimes I Can Last Longer Than A Porn Star! Try Me! DON'T EVER Compare Me With Your Ex. If He Was So Good, What The Bleep Are You Doing With Me?? If I'm Good In Bed, Spread The Word To Your Girlfriends And Sisters... And Female Cousins... If I'm Poor, Spread The Word To Me... I'll Do Something About It... Never Attack Me Verbally In public! Never Ever! It's A Crime! We Are Lovers, Not Politicians. My Phone Is My Phone. The Stuff that Goes On There Is Crazier Than You Can Imagine! Leave It Alone! Oh, And NEVER Answer My Calls! Ever! If They Wanted To Talk To You, They Would Have Called You Instead! If I Have The Money, We'll Spend It. If I'm Broke... Sit Down And Pray For Me. Don't start Acting Up Because My Wallet Is Empty! Hey, I Came Into Your Life To Love You, Not To Bail You Out! ALWAYS REMEMBER, I Came To Attend To Your Heart Affairs, NOT FINANCIAL AFFAIRS! I am Your Boyfriend, Not ATM” |
Re: Dear Girlfriend. by Cutehector(m): 8:18pm On Jun 13, 2015 |
Crazy ass mudafvckers |
Re: Dear Girlfriend. by TrishaP(f): 8:22pm On Jun 13, 2015 |
**yawns** The rainy season is really causing wonders. |
Re: Dear Girlfriend. by zealot4me(f): 8:23pm On Jun 13, 2015 |
Lol |
Re: Dear Girlfriend. by xpac01(m): 8:27pm On Jun 13, 2015 |
The best article on NL so far. The ladies will sure be smiling reading while reading this, but when it gets to the ending part *talk about being broke* she'll be like "Dorr!! That's not for me boo. *rolls eyes*" |
Re: Dear Girlfriend. by daviesdavy: 8:30pm On Jun 13, 2015 |
OP is so jobless that he cannot think right for a second. |
Re: Dear Girlfriend. by Nobody: 2:09pm On Jun 14, 2015 |
daviesdavy:Lol. not entirely jobless. |
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