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Dear Girlfriend by idlatest(m): 7:48pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
Dear: Girlfriend!!.. I LOVE SEX. That's Me! I'm A Man. So, STOP Pretending That You àre Surprised That I'm Always Hot For You. It's Normal. Given A Chance, I Would Do It Anytime, Anywhere. So Better STOP Denying Me That Pussy. Don't Blame Me, Trace It Back To The Biblical King Solomon. My Dick Is My Dick. This Size Is My Size! You Either Appreciate It Or Leave Me! Its not about How Deep I Can Go In You, It's About How Deep My Love For You Is. Sometimes I Cum Fast, Sometimes I Last Longer. It's Called Being A Man. Shining And Acting Up Every Time I Cum Too Quick! You Should Thank God I Came! That Means You Are Too Awesome To Delay! After All, It's Not About How Long I Can Last In Bed, It's About How Long This Relationship Will Last! But Hey, DON'T BE FOOLED! Sometimes I Can Last Longer Than A Porn Star! Try Me! DON'T EVER Compare Me With Your Ex. If He Was So Good, What The Bleep Are You Doing With Me?? If I'm Good In Bed, Spread The Word To Your Girlfriends And Sisters... And Female Cousins... If I'm Poor, Spread The Word To Me... I'll Do Something About It... Never Attack Me Verbally In public! Never Ever! It's A Crime! We Are Lovers, Not Politicians. My Phone Is My Phone. The Stuff That Goes On There Is Crazier Than You Can Imagine! Leave It Alone! Oh, And NEVER Answer My Calls! Ever! If They Wanted To Talk To You, They Would Have Called You Instead! If I Have The Money, We'll Spend It. If I'm Broke... Sit Down And Pray For Me. Don't start Acting Up Because My Wallet Is Empty! Hey, I Came Into Your Life To Love You, Not To Bail You Out! ALWAYS REMEMBER, I Came To Attend To Your Heart Affairs, NOT FINANCIAL AFFAIRS! I am Your Boyfriend, Not an ATM” https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1451504878505189&id=100009370729447&refid=28&_ft_=qid.6165869263675693907%3Amf_story_key.5755939259164563483%3AeligibleForSeeFirstBumping.&__tn__=%2As Cc:lalasticlala |
Re: Dear Girlfriend by agarawu23(m): 7:50pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
too rough to read |
Re: Dear Girlfriend by Hazardd(m): 7:51pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
Re: Dear Girlfriend by Blizzyblinkzy(f): 8:13pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
Ok |
Re: Dear Girlfriend by IamLEGEND1: 8:16pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
o.k |
Re: Dear Girlfriend by marieclare(f): 8:21pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
Interesting.... |
Re: Dear Girlfriend by Mznaett: 8:53pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
k o |
Re: Dear Girlfriend by Samiceman: 8:55pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
Why u come call lala? U dey dream of FP abi? Dream on brother |
Re: Dear Girlfriend by spicy244(f): 9:12pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
Too lengthy tho.... You shud av sent it as an sms to ur galfrnd. She would av appreciated it than bringing it here OR the topic shud av bin Dear "Ladies" |
Re: Dear Girlfriend by henribj(m): 10:39pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
nice one op |
Re: Dear Girlfriend by idlatest(m): 1:42am On Jun 30, 2015 |
Samiceman: |
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