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Hear This , Is It True? by ammamat(f): 5:15pm On Feb 23, 2009
HOW HAPPY IS LIFE WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND ;-)

1. You can stare at any Girl,

2. You don't have to spend money on her.

3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers.

4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.

5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.


6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.


7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.



8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u.


9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.


10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.


11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters or sending sms. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.


12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.


13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.


14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less.


15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.


16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks.


17. No nonstop nonsense.


18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.


19. No tension.


20. You can be "urself"


21. You wont have to hide your telephone
Re: Hear This , Is It True? by darne(m): 5:11am On Feb 25, 2009
yes its true,,, and am single thats why i see its all true, i do what i like ,, cool grin
Re: Hear This , Is It True? by Hollysmile: 6:13am On Feb 25, 2009
You're right, but never let me catch u wit an opposite sex. I'll kill u de day i find out u have a partner.
Got a question for u! Are u a lesbian or a homosexual?
Re: Hear This , Is It True? by ammamat(f): 12:35pm On Feb 25, 2009
lol @ Hollysmile , none of it

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