There are variety of acts ladies display
when they visit guys, and they want to
avoid s*x just to protect their dignity.
In fact, 80% of ladies are guilty of these
acts
As a matter of fact, some of them will
still fall prey grin
Lemme keep the ball rolling cool
1. She Insists You Keep The Door Wide Open
A lady visited me yesterday “gbaaaam”,
na so I lock door. The lady stood up
immediately and demanded I opened the
door, saying she was suffocating of
heat. For inside rain ? Haba nawa ooooo.
I bet she didn’t trust me grin
2. She Tells Her Friend To Keep Ringing
Her Up
If you are a very good observer, I trust
you might have noticed it. Once she
starts seeing your moves, she will PING
or send her friend a on Whatsapp/BBM,
that she should do the needful. Suddenly,
her fone will start ringing at intervals,
she will pick and start begging the
person to kindly give her 5minutes to
show up
3. She Suddenly Says She’s Going Home
Someone intended to spend 3hours with
you; she had barely spent 45mins, and
starts heading towards the door when
she notices your boxers is having a
different shape, she says “my mom should
be expecting me by now cos I told her I
wouldn’t stay long”
4. She Refuses To Sit Down
There was a time a junior college of mine
paid me a visit. She entered into my room
and refused to sit on the chair or bed.
Babe sit down for bed na, she no gree;
oyah sit down for chair den, she no gree;
oyah sit down on top rug den, she no gree
oooo… Could you believe this lady said
she was comfortable and stood for
nearly 30 minutes
5. She Tells You She’s On Her Period
This is very common. One even asked for
the toilet, saying she wanted to change
her pad. Immediately, I begin para like
person wey breeze blow him original Bsc
certificate for inside gutter
6. She Acts Like She’s So Much Interested
In watching A Movie
Even if the movies is very boring, they
will focus on the movie as if they are
writing their final year exam grin
7. She Says She Doesn’t Visit Guys
In the course of discussion, she will tell
you that you are the first guy that she
will be stepping her feet into his room.
This is to signal to you that courtesy
demands you don’t initiate s*x
8. She Wears Tight A Jean Trouser
This is another way ladies try to secure
themselves. Those who are not too sure
of themselves will wear a jean trouser
that will be as tight as escaping from
Kirikiri grin
9. She Brings Her Friend Along
She never told you prior to her arrival
that she will be coming with a friend. She
suddenly showed up with her friend. It’s
just one of those things grin
10. She Pretends To Be fasting
Even if she’s not, she will pretend to be
fasting in a bid to signal to you that No
show at all. Funny enough, some of them
will mistakenly eat bubble gum grin

Ok na, I hear

Fasting?? If she's fasting why did she come to my house abi na under Divine Instruction. In fact she fit chop slap set.

At the mention of fasting, I just remember my muslim friend from back in the day...L O L A. One time when we threw our usual December bash in my house she was fasting. So, me and my friend had to drive down to her house and wait till some minutes past 7 before she could snick out and follow us to the party. It was a great experience. Oh, how I miss my teenage years...that memory almost brought tears to my eyes.

This is a thread belonging to another man which was posted of recent.
https://www.nairaland.com/2391286/10-ways-ladies-act-avoid
Some Nigerians can never use their brain creatively haba.
Numbskull

greysongz:
There are variety of acts ladies display
when they visit guys, and they want to
avoid s*x just to protect their dignity.
In fact, 80% of ladies are guilty of these
acts
As a matter of fact, some of them will
still fall prey grin
Lemme keep the ball rolling cool
1. She Insists You Keep The Door Wide Open
A lady visited me yesterday “gbaaaam”,
na so I lock door. The lady stood up
immediately and demanded I opened the
door, saying she was suffocating of
heat. For inside rain ? Haba nawa ooooo.
I bet she didn’t trust me grin
2. She Tells Her Friend To Keep Ringing
Her Up
If you are a very good observer, I trust
you might have noticed it. Once she
starts seeing your moves, she will PING
or send her friend a on Whatsapp/BBM,
that she should do the needful. Suddenly,
her fone will start ringing at intervals,
she will pick and start begging the
person to kindly give her 5minutes to
show up
3. She Suddenly Says She’s Going Home
Someone intended to spend 3hours with
you; she had barely spent 45mins, and
starts heading towards the door when
she notices your boxers is having a
different shape, she says “my mom should
be expecting me by now cos I told her I
wouldn’t stay long”
4. She Refuses To Sit Down
There was a time a junior college of mine
paid me a visit. She entered into my room
and refused to sit on the chair or bed.
Babe sit down for bed na, she no gree;
oyah sit down for chair den, she no gree;
oyah sit down on top rug den, she no gree
oooo… Could you believe this lady said
she was comfortable and stood for
nearly 30 minutes
5. She Tells You She’s On Her Period
This is very common. One even asked for
the toilet, saying she wanted to change
her pad. Immediately, I begin para like
person wey breeze blow him original Bsc
certificate for inside gutter
6. She Acts Like She’s So Much Interested
In watching A Movie
Even if the movies is very boring, they
will focus on the movie as if they are
writing their final year exam grin
7. She Says She Doesn’t Visit Guys
In the course of discussion, she will tell
you that you are the first guy that she
will be stepping her feet into his room.
This is to signal to you that courtesy
demands you don’t initiate s*x
8. She Wears Tight A Jean Trouser
This is another way ladies try to secure
themselves. Those who are not too sure
of themselves will wear a jean trouser
that will be as tight as escaping from
Kirikiri grin
9. She Brings Her Friend Along
She never told you prior to her arrival
that she will be coming with a friend. She
suddenly showed up with her friend. It’s
just one of those things grin
10. She Pretends To Be fasting
Even if she’s not, she will pretend to be
fasting in a bid to signal to you that No
show at all. Funny enough, some of them
will mistakenly eat bubble gum grin

Kk