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Pleasures Of Life.. Which Do You Like Most? by Emskaro: 10:33pm On Jun 24, 2015
These are the greatest PLEASURES OF LIFE.
1. Finishing Your Meal with the LAST piece of meat still untouched.
2. Getting in bed when its raining hard and stormy outside.
3. When something stuck in your teeth finally comes out.
4. Managing to finally sneeze after trying unsuccessfully for over 4
times.
5. The moment you see the waiter.
approaching with your food.
6. Finally lying in YOUR OWN bed after an exhausting day or night
out.
7. Waking up suddenly, checking the clock and seeing that you have
plenty of sleep time left.
8. Visiting a friend and finding food at their place. Plenty of it.
9. The smell of clean, dry clothes straight from the hanging line.
10. Making a baby Laugh. Over and over again.
11. Watching Your best friend stumble and fall in the streets.
12. That moment in a public bus when your favourite song ends
exactly when you've reached your destination
13. Having a serious itching at a certain spot on your back, trying to
reach yourself and scratch yourself unsuccessfully and finally getting
scratched by someone else perfectly.
14. Clean, Fresh bedsheets/bed covers on your bed.
15. Finally removing Your bra after getting home.
16. Going to bed immediately after taking a shower.
17. Holding a baby and watching them sleep.
18. The smell of sand when it just starting to drizzling.
19. Finding a toilet, ANY TOILET, and finally being able to pee/
poop after being pressed for over 5 hours.
20. Asking a question on Google and seeing it finish your words,
meaning there are other nosy people out there wondering the same
thing as you.
21. Finding money You NEVER knew you had at a corner of your
pockets/purse.
22. Angrily banging your phone across the room, rushing to pick it
up gently, inspecting it carefully only to find that NOTHING,
absolutely NOTHING has happened to it.
23. When a baby holds your finger tightly in her tiny hand as you
walk in the streets or market.
24. Doing something for hours, then returning to your phone and
finding it full of text messages and missed calls.
25. Reading this post wherever you are right now.
Emskaro

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Re: Pleasures Of Life.. Which Do You Like Most? by demmy0325(m): 10:39pm On Jun 24, 2015
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Re: Pleasures Of Life.. Which Do You Like Most? by chubbygal(f): 10:39pm On Jun 24, 2015
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Re: Pleasures Of Life.. Which Do You Like Most? by nnamdiosu(m): 10:37am On Jun 26, 2015
Emskaro:
These are the greatest PLEASURES OF LIFE.
1. Finishing Your Meal with the LAST piece of meat still untouched.
2. Getting in bed when its raining hard and stormy outside.
3. When something stuck in your teeth finally comes out.
4. Managing to finally sneeze after trying unsuccessfully for over 4
times.
5. The moment you see the waiter.
approaching with your food.
6. Finally lying in YOUR OWN bed after an exhausting day or night
out.
7. Waking up suddenly, checking the clock and seeing that you have
plenty of sleep time left.
8. Visiting a friend and finding food at their place. Plenty of it.
9. The smell of clean, dry clothes straight from the hanging line.
10. Making a baby Laugh. Over and over again.
11. Watching Your best friend stumble and fall in the streets.
12. That moment in a public bus when your favourite song ends
exactly when you've reached your destination
13. Having a serious itching at a certain spot on your back, trying to
reach yourself and scratch yourself unsuccessfully and finally getting
scratched by someone else perfectly.
14. Clean, Fresh bedsheets/bed covers on your bed.
15. Finally removing Your bra after getting home.
16. Going to bed immediately after taking a shower.
17. Holding a baby and watching them sleep.
18. The smell of sand when it just starting to drizzling.
19. Finding a toilet, ANY TOILET, and finally being able to pee/
poop after being pressed for over 5 hours.
20. Asking a question on Google and seeing it finish your words,
meaning there are other nosy people out there wondering the same
thing as you.
21. Finding money You NEVER knew you had at a corner of your
pockets/purse.
22. Angrily banging your phone across the room, rushing to pick it
up gently, inspecting it carefully only to find that NOTHING,
absolutely NOTHING has happened to it.
23. When a baby holds your finger tightly in her tiny hand as you
walk in the streets or market.
24. Doing something for hours, then returning to your phone and
finding it full of text messages and missed calls.
25. Reading this post wherever you are right now.
Emskaro



all..except from 15. Infact just reading and thinking of them is pleasurable to me. thumbs up

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