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| Economic Meltdown by GeeCee(m): 5:30pm On Feb 28, 2009 |
Due to the economic meltdown, the Federal Government of Nigeria is sending each of us a N600, 000 rebate. If we spend that money at Shop-rite, the money goes to China. If we spend it on fuel it goes to the Arabs. If we buy a computer it will go to India. If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala . If we purchase a good car it will go to Germany. If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the Nigerian economy. The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on Mama put, Nkwobi, Soldier Root, Peppersoup, Opa-eyin, Jedi, Monkeytail, Isi-Ewu, since these are the only products still being produced in Nigeria . |
| Re: Economic Meltdown by jamace(m): 11:12am On Mar 01, 2009 |
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| Re: Economic Meltdown by CrazyMan(m): 11:26am On Mar 01, 2009 |
Hmmm |
| Re: Economic Meltdown by GeeCee(m): 1:52pm On Jul 17, 2009 |
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| Re: Economic Meltdown by Recoverd(f): 7:14pm On Jul 17, 2009 |
Nt funny |
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