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Stupid Things Men Do That Get Girls Pregnant by neychelles: 2:11pm On Jun 27, 2015
Abortion, is one word young lovers fear but ultimately have to think about if they fail and consumate their union.
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In this piece we are not going to talk about that terrible stage of young relationships but we are going to talk about mistakes men make that leads to that stage.

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1. Pull Out Strategy

These guys believe that they have the slickest gun in the world and they have mastered the way of the withdrawal process.

These guys believe that they are the masters of the pull out game but they forget your pre-cum has enough sperm from your last self-service session to father a child.

2. It all her fault

Many men, these days blame women for getting pregnant, saying that she is the one that’s supposed to be on the pill.

And when the pretty lady comes back and tell them that the pill didn’t work they will be trapped and forced to pull the woman’s stomach out.

3. Tearing the Condom Open With Your teeth.

Using your teeth to open a condom could tear open the pack, this is wrong and could poke a hole in the fragile material.

There is only one hole, you should be poking then.

4. Putting on And Taking Off During Act

Some men take off the condom and during sex just to feel more natural and what happens when they then declare oops! sorry

Have you heard of pre-cum? Obviously not. Google it. if you don’t want to cover up, get married.

5. Old Condoms

Even if the condom is made of pure gold wrapper, please invest in a new one. An expired condom is useless to both parties.

6. ‘I Like My Condom Tight’

The tighter the condom is, the more liable it is to break, please men be carefull and choose your own size, the bigger the condom, the more it could slip off. Get your size.

7. ‘We Had S3x While Standing’

Some men, really do believe that this stupid logic works, that semen will spill to the floor and therefore, she won’t get pregnant.

n physics, following the law of gravity, it makes sense. But not in biology, which may have a law somewhere that states ‘what goes in, stays in’.

In Nigeria abortion is legally restricted, permitted only to save the life of the mother. But at least 760,000 abortions happen every year

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