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See The Kind Of Slap Format That Make People Do Funny Things!! by terrymason(m): 9:40pm On Jul 09, 2015
Hi folks I saw this different slap format on my facebook wall, so I decided to share it with you guys! Maybe someone might have drop it on nairaland! But I nor know oooo wink....
[b]TYPES OF SLAP
There are 6 major types of slaps, they are:
1)TAKE AWAY SLAP: This is a situation where someone gives you a dirty slap and all you do is hold your face and walk away, this kind is normally received by newly born again Christians.
2)RESOUNDING SLAP: This is when after you're hit, u keep hearing some funny sound in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii, and voices on your head singing skelewu.
3) FORMATTING SLAP: This is the type that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing, you find yourself asking questions like " what did I do?" " who slap me? This type is very common, it is a slap from guys who re stronger than you.
4) EXPLANATION SLAP: When someone gives you this kind, you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person out of your own accord. E.g.. Bros, sheebi you been dey watch? I been no do anything o, I just dey pass na. This is a slap from soldiers that have missed promotion for a long time.
5) FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP: When you receive this kind, all you do is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away. This slap is from elder brothers.
6)RHETORICAL SLAP: The moment you download this slap u start asking questions that don't need reply " Mark, you slap me?.."
There is no doubt that in our lives' experiences we have received one or more of these slaps, lol!�
Which one have u ever received? Talk true o[/b]
Re: See The Kind Of Slap Format That Make People Do Funny Things!! by Precious91(m): 9:43pm On Jul 09, 2015
none grin
Re: See The Kind Of Slap Format That Make People Do Funny Things!! by ugoos15(m): 9:43pm On Jul 09, 2015
grin cheesy grin
Re: See The Kind Of Slap Format That Make People Do Funny Things!! by Ruq: 9:45pm On Jul 09, 2015
Tribal slap
Re: See The Kind Of Slap Format That Make People Do Funny Things!! by Nobody: 9:46pm On Jul 09, 2015
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Re: See The Kind Of Slap Format That Make People Do Funny Things!! by Tallesty1(m): 9:48pm On Jul 09, 2015
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Re: See The Kind Of Slap Format That Make People Do Funny Things!! by holuwamurewa(m): 9:48pm On Jul 09, 2015
Kikikikiki
Re: See The Kind Of Slap Format That Make People Do Funny Things!! by chudidonas(m): 9:51pm On Jul 09, 2015
Some of our Mods need these slaps

Esp the one that banned me last week cool
Re: See The Kind Of Slap Format That Make People Do Funny Things!! by terrymason(m): 10:04pm On Jul 09, 2015
chudidonas:
Some of our Mods need these slaps

Esp the one that banned me last week cool
hahahaha! Which crime you commit eh!
Re: See The Kind Of Slap Format That Make People Do Funny Things!! by terrymason(m): 10:04pm On Jul 09, 2015
engees001:
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space booker! I hail o tongue
Re: See The Kind Of Slap Format That Make People Do Funny Things!! by terrymason(m): 10:05pm On Jul 09, 2015
Ruq:
Tribal slap
how that format be! Abeg explain.
Re: See The Kind Of Slap Format That Make People Do Funny Things!! by Nobody: 10:22pm On Jul 09, 2015
terrymason:
space booker! I hail o tongue
Carry go
Re: See The Kind Of Slap Format That Make People Do Funny Things!! by terrymason(m): 10:25pm On Jul 09, 2015
engees001:

Carry go
I hear boss!

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Re: See The Kind Of Slap Format That Make People Do Funny Things!! by chudidonas(m): 10:34pm On Jul 09, 2015
terrymason:
hahahaha! Which crime you commit eh!

Lol. Them say I derail thread o. While those that commited the same crime only got a warning grin
Re: See The Kind Of Slap Format That Make People Do Funny Things!! by terrymason(m): 10:51pm On Jul 09, 2015
chudidonas:


Lol. Them say I derail thread o. While those that commited the same crime only got a warning grin
no mind them! Na jealousy.. anyways you don comeback!
Re: See The Kind Of Slap Format That Make People Do Funny Things!! by chudidonas(m): 11:05pm On Jul 09, 2015
terrymason:
no mind them! Na jealousy.. anyways you don comeback!

Yes boss! Thank you better person

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