Two little boys stole a bag
full of Oranges from their
neighbour and decided to
go to the near by
cemetery to share the
oranges.
As they were jumping the
big gate to the cemetery,
2 Oranges fell out of the
bag and they left them
behind at the gate
because they were in a
hurry.
-A drunkard on his way
from a local bar passed
near the cemetery gate
and hear, "One for me,
one for you."*2 as the
boys shared the oranges.
He immediately ran to the
local priest saying,
"Father! Father! Come
with me and witness satan
and demons sharing
corpse at the cemetery."
They both ran to the
cemetery gate and the
voices continue: One for
you, one for me.
Suddenly, the voices stop
counting and says "What
about the two at the
gate?"
Immediately, Not even
the world's fastest runner
could've caught the priest
and the man who wasn't
sober.

Hahhahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
The two at the gate.