Me noknow sef. . . ANyone fit know, abeg! Gist us

mehn dis ur pidgin na cut and join o but e no bad

abi ooo. Una tell em! This one be correct!

lol
gab nah you biko
i dey go paint d town red. . . _T.G.I.F.!

hu dey kaban?

Ifeleke, I dey vex at una ooo. . . Una no go reply ma doubts there. Oya go comot yaself there sharp sharp!

i beg make u no use ur reggae spoil my blues, abi wetin dey happen 4 dis place nah

The person wey sing sweet mother talk say him regret as e sing that song for him mama.
E talk say na for im papa he for sing am.


"sweet father, i no go forget you o
for the many things wey you do for me, "

So papa no dey suffer 4 im pikin?

Aww i nefa no say our iyale dey deep lyk dis.

MAI PP, AW YU NA DEY? HOPE DEGO DEGO?

aNYWAYS, YU GO HELP ME AND THK THE LORD FOR HIS KINDNESS OVER MY LIFE, YU NEED NOT SHOUT, JUST MUTTER TO YOURSELF AND SAY BABA, THX FOR ******** I'M CERTAIN YOU BE GOOD PEOPLE AND GOD GO DEY ADD BLESSINGS UPON YOUR LIVES AS YOU DO SO.

eDOYAD, IM SURE YU'D BE IMPRESSED. HAVENT YU BIN A GOOD MOTIVATOR.

Army goes abi na army comes(mind u, niger delta is watching you.), na where your twinny dey make unu come help our 1st pidgin english school graduate celebrate.
We de proud of yarns hoeyeadoe.
By the way, which kind name be that sef ?
You be from Liberia ?
You de related to Helen Samuel Doe Johnson ? 

Romade who tell u say the papa no de suffer.
No be him go chop food wen no sweet or with too much salt inside come tell him wife,
"mama junior, even my mama no reach this level. Na who teach u to cook like this?", just for peace sake.

Edoyad na amigoz - no spoil ma name o  : i go unleash ma twinny 4 una nw!!

Iyale wey u dey hide ma twinny? cos if i no see am 2dy u go no say fiery eye na im i got no be irenic 

we get gradue? wu pass am?  . if ma twinny nefa pass am, ow u take no im be gradue? en?

honey i dan tx papa God 4 una, as He bless you, He shall bless all wey dey read dis and dem family 2 - una dey read abi u dey shout amin!

ISHE abi na[b] ISE[/b]

E be like say dis one don hammer awuf money or na wetin de make am talk all these prayers.

Deserters abi na desserters(which one be yab which one be food sef?), sycophants, all of una. Mind una, pertaining to my above statement na yab i mean.

Una don abandon me b'cos i don broke.

God dey ( poor man prayer )

Desert u abi wetin una talk, u be food wey man wan desert

anyhoo God still dey ( Faithful man prayer)

ow u com dey since?

Ami baby haw na ?

I no mean to insult una na just frustration/pressure of waiting for one call dey do me

oh my twinny
sey dat edo yard abi na edo yansh dey disturb u?

tell ham say i don come back
if him try any nonsense i go panel beat hin self now now.

but twinny how u dey
i don miss u die ooooo

wunmilyn:

oh my twinny
sey dat edo yard abi na edo yansh dey disturb u?

tell ham say i don come back
if him try any nonsense i go panel beat hin self now now.

but twinny how u dey
i don miss u die ooooo

i dey come, hpe no be sleep dey catch me o, is dat ma twinny, ma twinny ma twinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyy oya come closer make i hug u tyterrrrrrrr. . . . haba!! werin happen y u com disappear lyk dat naw me dan hav wrds with iyale!! u jeri me nw ow u dey? ow body? u know say ma body stil dey half if u no dey around to complete am me is miss u no be small tin o , come hia i wan hugg u again . I go wai4 4 una 2moro, make u jam me o. Ma hrtbt dan dey ask afta u 2. Me very happy o, I fit scream ma happiness sef

My two UN[/b]favorite girls in the world don come back to their sensesw.
voodoo dey walk true true.
Una effigy wey that babalawo say make i deyrub honey untop don start to work.

wunmilyn:

oh my twinny
sey dat [b]edo yard abi na edo yansh dey disturb u?

tell ham say i don come back
if him try any nonsense i go panel beat hin self now now.

but twinny how u dey
i don miss u die ooooo

Wumisco na wetin na ?
I go chook pin for this your doll baby(effigy) na o !

i pass una doormot o

No wonder i smel som tin out side around that time.

ow d tin smel lyk? u fit describe am

edoyad:

No wonder i smel som tin out side around that time.

na true de thing smell like dead rat abi?

The thing smell like person wey chop ten egg end ninty naira ewa

edoyad:


The thing smell like person wey chop ten egg end ninty naira ewa

e be lyk say i go need an e-version of dat smel, u fit provide am?