WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH A WOMAN IS REALLY STRESSFUL. Wife: which teams are playing? Husband: Arsenal vs Manchester united Wife : oooh wonderful ! I love Arsenal.. Husband: that's a good team... Wife: is drogba playing? Husband: he doesn't play for any of these teams... Wife: okay sweeet...is that Chris Brown? Husband: [bored] no he is Chamberlain... Wife : okay but they look the same...what's that yellow card for? Husband: its a warning to the player... After few minutes Rooney scores for Manchester united.... Wife: [cerebrates in high mood] is that Chamberlain who has scored? Husband: [calmly] no its Rooney for Manchester united...!! Wife: [furious] how? it should be arsenal who should have scored!! Husband: [silent] Wife: what is that red card for? Husband : [bored] that means the player should go out of the pitch for his misbehaving... Wife: then is he going to be a coach? Husband:[unwill ing to answer] aaaaaaa no... Wife: its the same with traffic lights yellow=warning ,red=danger. Husband: exactly darling ... Wife :what about the green card? Husband: mmmm nothing of that kind in a field of play.... Wife: I want arsenal to win the world cup... Husband: [silent] Wife: who is that man standing who looks like mr bean? Husband: [bored] it's the Arsenal coach ....Arsene Wenger. Wife: that means the other opponent's coach is manchest wenger? Husband: [changes the channel]

I've read this joke before.... funny everytime...

@op well done u really got me crackin.