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When You Are Watching Football With Your Wife (smh) Very Funny by Bendata: 7:55am On Aug 11, 2015 |
WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH A WOMAN IS REALLY STRESSFUL. Wife: which teams are playing? Husband: Arsenal vs Manchester United Wife : Oooh wonderful! I love Arsenal.. Husband: that's a good team... Wife: is Drogba playing? Husband: he doesn't play for any of these teams... Wife: okay sweeet...is that Chris Brown? Husband: [bored] no he is Chamberlain... Wife : okay but they look the same...what's that yellow card for? Husband: its a warning to the player... After few minutes Rooney scores for Manchester United.... Wife: [cerebrates in high mood] is that Chamberlain who has scored? Husband: [calmly] no its Rooney for Manchester United...!! Wife: [furious] how? it should be arsenal who should have scored!! Husband: [silent] Wife: what is that red card for? Husband : [bored] that means the player should go out of the pitch for misbehaving. Wife: then is he going to be a coach? Husband:[unwilling to answer] aaaaaaa no... Wife: its the same with traffic lights: yellow=warning;red=danger. Husband: exactly darling... Wife :what about the green card? Husband: mmmm nothing of that kind in a field of play.... Wife: I want arsenal to win the world cup... Husband: [silent] Wife: who is that man standing who looks like Mr. Bean? Husband: [bored] it's the Arsenal coach ....Arsene Wenger. Wife: that means the other opponent's coach is Manchest Wenger? Husband: [changes the channel] pacman emoticon 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: When You Are Watching Football With Your Wife (smh) Very Funny by coolebux(m): 8:17am On Aug 11, 2015 |
Re: When You Are Watching Football With Your Wife (smh) Very Funny by DeHero1: 8:33am On Aug 11, 2015 |
I have over laf |
Re: When You Are Watching Football With Your Wife (smh) Very Funny by lordthree(m): 8:50am On Aug 11, 2015 |
haha if i be that guy i go just go sleep Haha |
Re: When You Are Watching Football With Your Wife (smh) Very Funny by anochuko01(m): 9:59am On Aug 11, 2015 |
hahahaha ;Dhahahaha |
Re: When You Are Watching Football With Your Wife (smh) Very Funny by Nobody: 7:47am On Aug 12, 2015 |
Op don break my ribs oo |
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