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When You Are Watching Football With Your Wife (smh) Very Funny by Bendata: 7:55am On Aug 11, 2015
WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH A WOMAN IS REALLY STRESSFUL.
Wife: which teams are playing?
Husband: Arsenal vs Manchester United
Wife : Oooh wonderful! I love Arsenal..
Husband: that's a good team...
Wife: is Drogba playing?
Husband: he doesn't play for any of these teams...
Wife: okay sweeet...is that Chris Brown?
Husband: [bored] no he is Chamberlain...
Wife : okay but they look the same...what's that yellow card for?
Husband: its a warning to the player...
After few minutes Rooney scores for Manchester United....
Wife: [cerebrates in high mood] is that Chamberlain who has scored?
Husband: [calmly] no its Rooney for Manchester United...!!
Wife: [furious] how? it should be arsenal who should have scored!!
Husband: [silent]
Wife: what is that red card for?
Husband : [bored] that means the player should go out of the pitch for misbehaving.
Wife: then is he going to be a coach?
Husband:[unwilling to answer] aaaaaaa no...
Wife: its the same with traffic lights: yellow=warning;red=danger.
Husband: exactly darling...
Wife :what about the green card?
Husband: mmmm nothing of that kind in a field of play....
Wife: I want arsenal to win the world cup...
Husband: [silent]
Wife: who is that man standing who looks like Mr. Bean?
Husband: [bored] it's the Arsenal coach ....Arsene Wenger.
Wife: that means the other opponent's coach is Manchest Wenger?
Husband: [changes the channel] pacman emoticon

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Re: When You Are Watching Football With Your Wife (smh) Very Funny by coolebux(m): 8:17am On Aug 11, 2015
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Re: When You Are Watching Football With Your Wife (smh) Very Funny by DeHero1: 8:33am On Aug 11, 2015
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Re: When You Are Watching Football With Your Wife (smh) Very Funny by lordthree(m): 8:50am On Aug 11, 2015
haha if i be that guy i go just go sleep Haha
Re: When You Are Watching Football With Your Wife (smh) Very Funny by anochuko01(m): 9:59am On Aug 11, 2015
undecidedhahahaha ;Dhahahaha
Re: When You Are Watching Football With Your Wife (smh) Very Funny by Nobody: 7:47am On Aug 12, 2015
Op don break my ribs oo

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