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Watching Football With Nigerian Woman by enorsaint001(m): 11:36pm On Sep 19, 2015 |
WATCHING FOOTBALL with
some wives can be very
frustrating and stressful!
Wife : Dipo, who's that guy? Is
that Chris Brown?
Husband: Chris Brown bawo? No
na, that's Theo Walcott!!
Wife: Hey! What's that yellow
card for?
Husband: It's a warning to a
player; and red means the
player must stop playing and
leave the pitch.
Wife: Ohhh! It's something
similar to a traffic light: Yellow -
warning, Red - Stop.
Husband: Yeah, yeah sure.. You
are right!!
Wife: What about the green
card?
Husband: Ohhh! there's nothing
like that in football.
Wife: Which teams are these?
Husband: Which kind wahala be
this na?!! God! It's Arsenal and
Chelsea. What again?!
Wife: Ok ok ok! What colour is
Arsenal putting on?
Husband: You no get eyes? No
be red jersey be that?
Wife: Ok..which team is putting
on blue?
Husband: (upset)...Omg! Haba!
Wetin na? Don't you know its
Chelsea?
Wife: Hen hen? Wow! I want
Arsenal to win the world cup.
Husband: Wetin concern Arsenal
with world cup? Where you from
sef?
Wife: Take am easy na! Please
who's that old man?
Husband: Hmmm... that's
Arsenal's coach, Arsene Wenger.
Wife: Oooh Ok..... I understand
now. Sooo that means the other
coach is Chelsea Wenger?
Husband: You are silly. Wo,
arabirin free me jare!! (Changes
Channel to Africa Magic and left
the house for a viewing center
nearby!)....
Wife: (Smiling to herself) If I
don't do that, I won't be able to
watch my favorite Telemundo 2 Likes |
Re: Watching Football With Nigerian Woman by osesology(m): 11:54pm On Sep 19, 2015 |
Lol! You are so right. I've already promised myself that I am going to have two parlours in my house in the future.Even my girl is becoming a headache already, especially during champions league matches. |
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