mhm, my people, i don come for here so make una do me formal  "introducetion" how una dey how nairaland dey too, I hope say this ticket I struggle buy for this cafe no go be in vain sha. this guys una too funny  

sori diplomatic ajepaks u r in d wrong bus cus i am an ajebota but u can try ben, syl, lola, spencer dey r cronic ajapakoses

Pomade abi romance wetin be your own see, if you want wording u ga get am oh

If you good u be Kpakoo Oh if u bad u b Suegbe

hmm ajepako and ajebo war

no mind d education miss road

kai,haba,d ajepaks boy don ofend u b4

loloabbey abeg help me ask am ohh
I no know before oh

romade:

sori diplomatic ajepaks u r in d wrong bus cus i am an ajebota but u can try ben, syl, lola, spencer dey r cronic ajapakoses

see where pot dey call kettle black

this guy no be pot, na frying pan im be

see ur catapilla teeth

which is y u ruv him

Na me you dey "talksd" to?? Chei
see this guy wey dey like the guys wey lose the whole of them teeth when dem dey fight biafran war

lolito

waje pako now

chop am ,make e for belle foo u

romade:

waje pako now

Shee emi lon ba wi?  ah mmo ma ro go

wa je lebe

oboy u get hons for kpakorism.