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52 Ways To Poison A Woman by ibroauthen(m): 7:15pm On Jul 26, 2015
1. Make her cum daily. 
2. Compliment her genuinely.
3. Leave a candy and a blank cheque for her to find.
4. Kiss her for At least, 8 seconds.
5. Hold her hands.

6. Whisper sweet words in her ear.
7. Caress her—she loves to feel your gentle touch.
8. Appreciate her for the things she does for you daily.
9. Praise her in front of others.
10. Dedicate a post to her on her favorite blog.
11. Deliver Nice flowers to her.
12. Take her on a surprise date.
13. Keep the communication alive.
14. Put your arm around her.
15. Take a shower together.
16. Don't blame her for all your loss.
17. Praise her to her face.
18. Take care of the car maintenance.
19. Do not forget special occasions. Eg: birthday, wedding anniversary, valentines day, etc.
20. Don't ever hide anything from her. Don't even think it!
21. Always kiss her Goodnight.
22. Always be positive.
23. Handle her mood swings.
24. Admit when you're wrong and beg for forgiveness with a new car.
25. Sacrifice for her.
26. Don't mention her weight! No matter how fat or skinny she is, don't make the mistake of mentioning it.
27. Look into her Eyes.
28. Write her a Love Poem.
29. Massage her body.
30. Call her if you're going to be late.. Don't keep her in suspense!
31. Don't argue over money!
32. When she is crying, don't say a word. Just hold her in your arms.
33. Don't tease her too much.
34. Respect her.
35. Don't ever lie to your wife!
36. Sing and pray together.
37. Do things together.
38. Make sure you don't have a bad hygiene—if you do, correct it now.
39. Slow-dance in your room.
40. Don't be a workaholic— women hate it with passion!
41. Make out time to cuddle her.
42. Help her UnCloth.
43. Help out when she is heavy or sick.
44. Provide for her needs.
45. Don't correct her in front of others.
46. Take her on weekend trips.
47. Forgive her when she goes wrong.
48. When making love, describe aloud and in detail each thing that you do and how it makes you feel. This will greatly arouse your wife, as well as let her know that she's meeting your needs.
49. Take a jacuzzi bath together.
50. Plan your future with her.
51. Cook for her!
52. Finally, tell the world how much you love her
Re: 52 Ways To Poison A Woman by KingKuntaVart: 7:17pm On Jul 26, 2015
cheesy
Re: 52 Ways To Poison A Woman by Nobody: 7:19pm On Jul 26, 2015
K
Re: 52 Ways To Poison A Woman by Princecalm(m): 7:25pm On Jul 26, 2015
do all those things for one woman and see her with a sugar boy the next month, too much of everything sucks
Re: 52 Ways To Poison A Woman by Humblebloke(m): 7:36pm On Jul 26, 2015
This aint gonna kill her.... She is jus gonna end up in a psychiatric home
Re: 52 Ways To Poison A Woman by Merlissa(f): 7:51pm On Jul 26, 2015
My ex did all yet we still broke up...


grin grin grin grin


In other news... tomorrow is monday!

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Re: 52 Ways To Poison A Woman by Nobody: 7:59pm On Jul 26, 2015
And that's too much for one person
Re: 52 Ways To Poison A Woman by germainediva(f): 8:04pm On Jul 26, 2015
Dat will make her life boring
Re: 52 Ways To Poison A Woman by kennynelcon(m): 8:50pm On Jul 26, 2015
Don't be broke
Re: 52 Ways To Poison A Woman by ibroauthen(m): 11:32pm On Jul 26, 2015
germainediva:
Dat will make her life boring


He is trying to show he cares now nd u ar blaming him, if he doesn't do any of these u ar d 1 dat will say he's nt romantic
Re: 52 Ways To Poison A Woman by ibroauthen(m): 11:32pm On Jul 26, 2015
Sassybae:
And that's too much for one person


Won't u complain if he doesn't do any of these?
Re: 52 Ways To Poison A Woman by ibroauthen(m): 11:33pm On Jul 26, 2015
Merlissa:
My ex did all yet we still broke up...


grin grin grin grin


In other news... tomorrow is monday!


All..... U sabi lie oo.... U sure say u neva fall in luv with Telemundo?
Re: 52 Ways To Poison A Woman by ibroauthen(m): 11:35pm On Jul 26, 2015
Princecalm:
do all those things for one woman and see her with a sugar boy the next month, too much of everything sucks


Haaaaa na crusify onesev oo

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