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Keleva And The Cockroach. by CrazyMan(m): 10:23am On Mar 15, 2009 |
This is a true life story. It happened 2weeks ago and I decided to share the incident with you all. I was lying in my room one day. The time was about 1:45am. Then all of a sudden, I began to hear cries and shouts of help. Somebodyyyyyy helpppppppppppppp meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I listened carefully and I discovered that the noise was coming directly from keleva's room. At first I ignored the sound, but when keleva's noise became unbearable and I felt that whatever it is that's tormenting him might kill him if I delay any longer, I summoned courage, sharpened my cutlass and headed for his room. When I got there, I had to break the door because it was locked. And guess what I saw. . . I saw keleva standing on top of a table with only a boxers screaming at the top of his voice and pointing at something under the table. At first, I taught he was going mad but he kept on pointing there and this time he said. . . . the cockroach, kill the cockroach, kill the cockroach. I was so angry that he distrubed my sleep and the whole neighbourhood because of a cockroach. I felt like cutting him to pieces with my cutlass. But for the sake of the neighbourhood which was already thrown into confusion as a result of his screams, I killed the cockroach for him and we all had a good sleep afterwards. |
Re: Keleva And The Cockroach. by CrazyMan(m): 10:34am On Mar 15, 2009 |
Re: Keleva And The Cockroach. by krama(m): 1:28pm On Mar 15, 2009 |
Re: Keleva And The Cockroach. by demystify(f): 2:29pm On Mar 15, 2009 |
Funny! |
Re: Keleva And The Cockroach. by D1KeleVra(m): 2:45pm On Mar 15, 2009 |
eheeen! so u were the rat that came into my room carrying safety blade? |
Re: Keleva And The Cockroach. by CrazyMan(m): 4:47pm On Mar 15, 2009 |
D1KeleVra:No that was yhussler not me |
Re: Keleva And The Cockroach. by dani1luv: 4:53pm On Mar 15, 2009 |
At least I smiled |
Re: Keleva And The Cockroach. by CrazyMan(m): 5:11pm On Mar 15, 2009 |
Re: Keleva And The Cockroach. by CrazyMan(m): 5:12pm On Mar 15, 2009 |
dani hit on my YIM lets chat |
Re: Keleva And The Cockroach. by dani1luv: 5:13pm On Mar 15, 2009 |
gimme 10mins; for my laptop to boot |
Re: Keleva And The Cockroach. by CrazyMan(m): 5:22pm On Mar 15, 2009 |
Ah so dani don buy laptop |
Re: Keleva And The Cockroach. by dani1luv: 5:29pm On Mar 15, 2009 |
when my old hardrive dun spoil |
Re: Keleva And The Cockroach. by CrazyMan(m): 5:39pm On Mar 15, 2009 |
Ahhhhhhhhhh We go chop rice be that o! Dani don buy laptop Some nusic for you. |
Re: Keleva And The Cockroach. by D1KeleVra(m): 5:44pm On Mar 15, 2009 |
Bush boys! |
Re: Keleva And The Cockroach. by CrazyMan(m): 5:52pm On Mar 15, 2009 |
You wey de fear cockroach you no de shame. |
Re: Keleva And The Cockroach. by D1KeleVra(m): 5:58pm On Mar 15, 2009 |
I no blame u. You too play with cockroach when u small. |
Re: Keleva And The Cockroach. by CrazyMan(m): 6:06pm On Mar 15, 2009 |
At least e better pass you wey de fear am |
Re: Keleva And The Cockroach. by D1KeleVra(m): 6:09pm On Mar 15, 2009 |
Ummmm! I don't think that's right. Since I had toy-soldiers n stuff when I was little. |
Re: Keleva And The Cockroach. by CrazyMan(m): 6:14pm On Mar 15, 2009 |
Toy soldiers, what help can they render you. |
Re: Keleva And The Cockroach. by D1KeleVra(m): 6:18pm On Mar 15, 2009 |
A very colorful and memorable childhood. As for u? Shey u can now have a two-way conversation with a fully mature roach? |
Re: Keleva And The Cockroach. by CrazyMan(m): 6:28pm On Mar 15, 2009 |
Yes |
Re: Keleva And The Cockroach. by mykali(m): 6:58pm On Mar 15, 2009 |
keleva? lol. i used to be scared of cock roaches too. i thought they could bite. |
Re: Keleva And The Cockroach. by CrazyMan(m): 7:04pm On Mar 15, 2009 |
Agbaya |
Re: Keleva And The Cockroach. by clemcykul(f): 12:30pm On Mar 16, 2009 |
buhahhahaha @craziekid nice one, the downfall of dickele lmao! |
Re: Keleva And The Cockroach. by D1KeleVra(m): 4:09pm On Mar 16, 2009 |
Chei! See this one? Dey pray and jubilate for my downfall. I go see ur own downfall before u see my own *mcheew* nonsense! |
Re: Keleva And The Cockroach. by clemcykul(f): 4:31pm On Mar 16, 2009 |
*laffs hard into his face* |
Re: Keleva And The Cockroach. by sylve11: 5:16pm On Mar 16, 2009 |
dynamokiev |
Re: Keleva And The Cockroach. by D1KeleVra(m): 5:48pm On Mar 16, 2009 |
Its getting dark Sylve, remove the sun shades. |
Re: Keleva And The Cockroach. by CrazyMan(m): 6:16pm On Mar 16, 2009 |
He's blind why do you want him to remove it. |
Re: Keleva And The Cockroach. by D1KeleVra(m): 6:55pm On Mar 16, 2009 |
Oh! You mean like Steven Wonder? |
Re: Keleva And The Cockroach. by clemcykul(f): 10:32am On Mar 17, 2009 |
nope, like dickele |
Re: Keleva And The Cockroach. by Abbygyal(f): 11:00am On Mar 17, 2009 |
lol @ first post lol @clem, |
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