An Old Italian,



An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual
tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man
wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:


Dear Vincent,

I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant
my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a
garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know
you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.



Love, Papa


A few days later he received a letter from his son.



Dear Pop,

Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.

Love, Vinnie


At 4 a.m. The next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug
up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Pop,

Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under
the circumstances.



Love you, Vinnie,

same old story
but people can still laugh of it

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother , "Franky Brown showed me his pee-pee today!"
Before her mom could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut",
Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked, knowingly - "Really small , huh, ?
Sally replied, "No, it was salty!"

yepa!
you mean u tasted it?
good girl

:d :d :d :d :d

nice ones there

@joke
lolito

u know how we do

thumbs up!!

thumbs down

ona neva thumb left and rite

you vlntring?

*thumbs up and down*

owo e maya si meji

You say?

tyty eku e gbadun o

you say?

tytylayor:

you say?

eku e gbadun o

Hehe!

Itz "Eku igbadun o" not "Eku e gbadun o"

moyola, abo rinkan,

its abi o rinkan

kids, kids, kids


stop firing and mis-firing d language, stick to pidgin english wey una sabi


@poster

2nd one was tite,

but it was from experience, abi?

tisa oko, epeleee, no be d same tin?

tytylayor:

moyola, abo rinkan,

romade:

its abi o rinkan

Una no go kill pessin!!

@ T T
Sowapa?

@ Ro Made

O lo do lyk yu!!

mo wa okay jare, leave romade, a wa alright

alryte ni bo?

olulu:




kids, kids, kids


stop firing and mis-firing d language, stick to pidgin english wey una sabi


@poster

2nd one was tite,

but it was from experience, abi?

Wo'?


I be like person wey don born?

Or does the situation strike a chord with ya?

chord ke??
i resemble guitar ni?

but, tru true , u resemble d girl wey taste salty small tin,

ok, how else u take know say its salty?

How many times has ur boss warn you to desist from ogogoro in the afternoon? eh! u no dey hear word,

very stubborn thing i tell u

blissieng:

How many times has ur boss warn you to desist from ogogoro in the afternoon? eh! u no dey hear word,

d only time i have ever tasted ogogoro was when u _{breast feeded me}, i swear b4 then i neva taste am b4

clemcykul:

very stubborn thing i tell u

well, i learnt from da best, u !!!
oya take a bow