single and not thinking of marriage soon. But maybe in the next eight years or less

i'm the most blessed man alive cos i'm married to d most wonderful woman in the world.

single and searchin

Happily married to my best friend

why do you want to know?
















Single

izoneb:

Very good!thats why they can also blast you a gunshot when they are tired of the bull,

*smh* this is why AIDS has become a pandemic!

nonsense man and you still dey brag about this in this day and age? You no get sense ni?

*rolls eyes*

Am SSS (single and still searching)

single

I'm married to Jesus
Satan live me alone
I'm married to Jesus
Satan live me alone
my husband is coming to,


TO BE CONTINUE

Single n catching ma trips!No plans 4 anything serious in the nearest future

IroroRoyal:

I'm married to Jesus
Satan live me alone
I'm married to Jesus
Satan live me alone
my husband is coming to,


TO BE CONTINUE

I can't wait to hear the concluding
part.

am single now but am not searching

marry u of course

michy:

marry u of course

Looks like she's referring to me.

Hey not fair. What about those of us prematurely widowed. What category do we stand. Well, i guess i'm single, i'm not searching yet, but from the looks of things, a lot of women insist that i'm availale. Pretty confusing right?

aint no shame in d game,single and willing mingle and jingle.

serubawon:

Hey not fair. What about those of us prematurely widowed. What category do we stand. Well, i guess i'm single, i'm not searching yet, but from the looks of things, a lot of women insist that i'm availale. Pretty confusing right?

Right.
Preety confusing.

Married for 4 years with 2 wonderful children (my real life persona)

Single, rowdy and ghetto (my online persona)

So you're single online, i hope you never get an online marriage

Oracle:

So you're single online, i hope you never get an online marriage

Hmmm, Oracle you dey find Bobbie Mae trouble?? Abeg don't come crying when yawa burst oh

@ Oracle
no fear anything jare. waten im wan do
sef?

crazykid u can like d find trouble eh

don jazzie:

crazykid u can like d find trouble eh

I hear you oh!! don jazzy

lol i know say ear nor dey pain you na him make mi dey yarn now.lol

no yawa.

correct

single but my heart is already with someone

we will call ya all soon

Married but still SEARCHING

jaybaby:

Married but still SEARCHING

i know b4 say u still de search.lmao

Tssssssssssk

jaybaby:

Married but still SEARCHING

Poor husband

Oracle, who the phuck is you? Simple english dey hard you abi?

Okay lets try this shit one more time,

I am married in real life, i have two beautiful kids, 2 boys,

On line, i act SINGLE,

So in other words, i am a married woman.

Now put your lil dyck back up in your pants and get the phuck outta here. Nonsense.