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The Vibrator by bigfather(m): 1:08am On Mar 26, 2009 |
[b]As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you doing?' The daughter replied: 'mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.' The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said: 'dad I'm thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.' A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the living room. She entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy. The wife asked: 'What the f, are you doing?' The husband replied: 'I'm watching football with my son-in-law.[/b]' |
Re: The Vibrator by spenchuks(m): 9:05am On Mar 26, 2009 |
u dey craaaaaaaaaaaaaze! |
Re: The Vibrator by romsky: 9:13am On Mar 26, 2009 |
gud father |
Re: The Vibrator by olulu(m): 9:22am On Mar 26, 2009 |
lol. damn nice 1 biggie crazy too |
Re: The Vibrator by spenchuks(m): 9:27am On Mar 26, 2009 |
it's so unfortunate that the man will not have a grand child |
Re: The Vibrator by romsky: 9:32am On Mar 26, 2009 |
but u luv am pass lyk |
Re: The Vibrator by spenchuks(m): 9:34am On Mar 26, 2009 |
how do u mean? |
Re: The Vibrator by Lolabbey: 9:41am On Mar 26, 2009 |
exactly wht's on ur mind |
Re: The Vibrator by spenchuks(m): 9:44am On Mar 26, 2009 |
i don't understand the meaning of lyk |
Re: The Vibrator by Lolabbey: 9:49am On Mar 26, 2009 |
paddy e no dey pretnd nah |
Re: The Vibrator by spenchuks(m): 10:03am On Mar 26, 2009 |
ok o! |
Re: The Vibrator by romsky: 10:09am On Mar 26, 2009 |
lyk say u sabi b4 |
Re: The Vibrator by clemcykul(f): 10:19am On Mar 26, 2009 |
@joke lol that was quel biggie, kip em comn |
Re: The Vibrator by kenypumpin: 10:34am On Mar 26, 2009 |
lmao mehnzzzzzz the papa get mouth no be small, nice one |
Re: The Vibrator by Lolabbey: 10:37am On Mar 26, 2009 |
i knw sey u go lik am |
Re: The Vibrator by kenypumpin: 11:26am On Mar 26, 2009 |
lola she na me u dey talk to ni?? u berre wash ur mouth |
Re: The Vibrator by clemcykul(f): 2:06pm On Mar 26, 2009 |
the mouth dey boom be that, chei poor lola lmao |
Re: The Vibrator by benedictac(f): 2:10pm On Mar 26, 2009 |
who tell u say Lola poor? |
Re: The Vibrator by YHUsTLER(m): 2:17pm On Mar 26, 2009 |
@POSTER U DONE TRY WELLA AT LEAST U DONE MAKE PPL SEE MY BIG AND DIRTY TEETH |
Re: The Vibrator by clemcykul(f): 2:21pm On Mar 26, 2009 |
as if u know |
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