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Re: Your Lover Is Giving You Good Sex Doesn't Mean He Is Good – Tonto Dikeh by Neplusultra(f): 8:40pm On Aug 25, 2015

happney65:

You follow them reach house?Bad belle pipu..

Re: Your Lover Is Giving You Good Sex Doesn't Mean He Is Good – Tonto Dikeh by 1metre: 9:06pm On Aug 25, 2015

Aunty tonto....i like u o o...let us see how long this ur love gonna last..we are waiting grin

Re: Your Lover Is Giving You Good Sex Doesn't Mean He Is Good – Tonto Dikeh by HirstMOG(m): 9:28pm On Aug 25, 2015

See tonto dike don turn minister of adviser oooo..nothing wey person nor go c 4 ds obodo naija.

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Re: Your Lover Is Giving You Good Sex Doesn't Mean He Is Good – Tonto Dikeh by dontiky: 9:33pm On Aug 25, 2015

its nt all abt sex...it comes a time in life wen u realize love isn't just sex.she is there now

Re: Your Lover Is Giving You Good Sex Doesn't Mean He Is Good – Tonto Dikeh by Norenal(f): 9:51pm On Aug 25, 2015

Tallesty1:
Girls always turn to inspirational speakers and preachers when their economy and chocolate containers are empty.

Funny enough the younger ones will not learn until their container clicks empty too.

lol.....real fact tho

Re: Your Lover Is Giving You Good Sex Doesn't Mean He Is Good – Tonto Dikeh by Adesiji77: 9:56pm On Aug 25, 2015

Ishilove:

SPARTAA!!!! Ahooooo!!

Every woman wants a Spartan in bed. Heckk, a darned Conan the Barbarian!! But if that is all you have to bring to the table then keep your extra long, extra thick endowments in your trousers. No romance without finance. That's Tonto's point.

All in all, we need a Spartan in bed who also has a Zuckerbag pocket

*Modified
Epic! @ bolded kiss

You are mouthed! cheesy

So you want the best of both worlds? wink

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Re: Your Lover Is Giving You Good Sex Doesn't Mean He Is Good – Tonto Dikeh by imma2(m): 10:44pm On Aug 25, 2015

True talk!!! But I handsome pass your husband sha tongue

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Re: Your Lover Is Giving You Good Sex Doesn't Mean He Is Good – Tonto Dikeh by StFrank2(m): 10:51pm On Aug 25, 2015

I'm just watching their union in 3D lets see how long it goes #Nohating

Re: Your Lover Is Giving You Good Sex Doesn't Mean He Is Good – Tonto Dikeh by Truckpusher(m): 11:04pm On Aug 25, 2015

ibedun:

"Hey buster, what do you mean?"
"I banged like a ferocious animal for 30 straight years" "now it takes me a whole week to recover after a single round.......so all my houses and cars and cash still makes me nothing" "explain yourself buddy" You must be in your 20s or early 30s.

With all due respect sir, if you've been hitting that thang for 30 straight years you deserve a rest because you've paid your dues.

Whatever you owe the women folks - You've paid in full , Sir.

Re: Your Lover Is Giving You Good Sex Doesn't Mean He Is Good – Tonto Dikeh by ruffDiamond: 11:26pm On Aug 25, 2015

Toto decay chai! I pity the mumu who marry this international OLOSHO sha .I wouldn't marry a slut like her in my dream choi! Na only God know how d condition of the overturned Toto go be by now .. Countless men hammering the same hole for years..and for what? No romance without finance- ashilove tongue

shameless women, faulty reasoning faculty ,morally depraved daughters of The fallen woman grin

and for what

The vain glory the vain glamour and valueless ostentatious lifestyle ?for these u sacrifice your moral,chastity and virtuousness on the alter of Almighty feminism and freedom to do as u will unchecked and unhindered!for any sane man ,THERE IS NOTHING AS MORE WORTHY AND INVALUABLE AS A VIRTUOUS AND CHASTE WOMAN!all what she succeeded in saying here is giving story for FOR THE HOS tongue

woman thou art loose_TD Jake

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Re: Your Lover Is Giving You Good Sex Doesn't Mean He Is Good – Tonto Dikeh by Ishilove: 2:09am On Aug 26, 2015

Adesiji77:

Epic! @ bolded

You are mouthed!

So you want the best of those worlds?

Yeske. That's not asking for too much, is it?

Re: Your Lover Is Giving You Good Sex Doesn't Mean He Is Good – Tonto Dikeh by Deejavuu(f): 3:07am On Aug 26, 2015

Truckpusher:
With all due respect sir, if you've been hitting that thang for 30 straight years you deserve a rest because you've paid your dues.

Whatever you owe the women folks - You've paid in full , Sir.

Hehehe..

Devè settled grin

Re: Your Lover Is Giving You Good Sex Doesn't Mean He Is Good – Tonto Dikeh by toshmann(m): 3:29am On Aug 26, 2015

Tonto pls notify me if this dude break ya heart, i still love you cool

Until then, i'll continue to sleep around cheesy

Re: Your Lover Is Giving You Good Sex Doesn't Mean He Is Good – Tonto Dikeh by Duru009(m): 7:07am On Aug 26, 2015

This is the TRUTH but its bitter......

This is purely experience cos experience is always the best teacher in life.......

"The gospel according to tonto dikeh"........

Re: Your Lover Is Giving You Good Sex Doesn't Mean He Is Good – Tonto Dikeh by Truckpusher(m): 8:25am On Aug 26, 2015

Deejavuu:

Hehehe..

Devè settled

30 years of ikworkrikwor is not a joke . grin

After 30 yrs of ikworkrikwor , tete go just be like 3D movie for your eyes. cheesy

Re: Your Lover Is Giving You Good Sex Doesn't Mean He Is Good – Tonto Dikeh by hedonistic: 9:14am On Aug 26, 2015

Truckpusher:
That's not totally true.

If you've got all that big house and pay all the bills you're still nothing without a diick to match all that achievement.

Your woman might end up sleeping with the gateman who cares about nothing but diicking anything dicckable with a ferocity that can only be compared to the fighting prowess of the Spartans.

Story. As a man, would you rather be rich and poor in bed, or be good in bed and poor as a church rat? Choose one.

As a woman, would you rather choose a man who is successful but miserable in bed, or choose a man who Bleep your brains out but is a pathetic loser who can't pay the bills? Choose one.

What matters most in the real world, at the end of the day?

I guess that's the point Toto Dike is making.

Re: Your Lover Is Giving You Good Sex Doesn't Mean He Is Good – Tonto Dikeh by fadolak(f): 10:27am On Aug 26, 2015

Meaning am very lucky to have an "all rounder".

Re: Your Lover Is Giving You Good Sex Doesn't Mean He Is Good – Tonto Dikeh by engrkaz(m): 10:45am On Aug 26, 2015

BrownCookie:
I relate.

Line of the day:energy cannot be destroyed so you cannot say it was wasted

Energy surely can be wasted from physics perspective....you can expend energy on a load as long as motion is not achieved then NO WORK IS DONE!!! we can then say its a WASTED EFFORT......

Re: Your Lover Is Giving You Good Sex Doesn't Mean He Is Good – Tonto Dikeh by OpraMenu(m): 11:48am On Aug 26, 2015

Is she suggesting something?

Re: Your Lover Is Giving You Good Sex Doesn't Mean He Is Good – Tonto Dikeh by fejikudz(m): 12:56pm On Aug 26, 2015

MTCHEEWWW

Re: Your Lover Is Giving You Good Sex Doesn't Mean He Is Good – Tonto Dikeh by marwanafrica: 2:39pm On Aug 26, 2015

BrownCookie:
I relate.

Line of the day:energy cannot be destroyed so you cannot say it was wasted

law of thermodynamic

Re: Your Lover Is Giving You Good Sex Doesn't Mean He Is Good – Tonto Dikeh by Nobody: 3:27pm On Aug 26, 2015

Re: Your Lover Is Giving You Good Sex Doesn't Mean He Is Good – Tonto Dikeh by peterezinw(m): 3:28pm On Aug 26, 2015

she went from Tonto Dickey to Tonto churchill...then I can relate wit this ministry grin

Re: Your Lover Is Giving You Good Sex Doesn't Mean He Is Good – Tonto Dikeh by Nobody: 5:32pm On Aug 26, 2015

Ishilove:

SPARTAA!!!! Ahooooo!!

Every woman wants a Spartan in bed. Heckk, a darned Conan the Barbarian!! But if that is all you have to bring to the table then keep your extra long, extra thick endowments in your trousers. No romance without finance. That's Tonto's point.

All in all, we need a Spartan in bed who also has a Zuckerbag pocket

It's "Zuckerberg," not "Zuckerbag"

By the way, why were you sacked? grin

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Re: Your Lover Is Giving You Good Sex Doesn't Mean He Is Good – Tonto Dikeh by funlord(m): 5:42pm On Aug 26, 2015

misssclassy:

It's "Zuckerberg," not "Zuckerbag"
By the way, why were you sacked?

Ewooh! Good question!

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Re: Your Lover Is Giving You Good Sex Doesn't Mean He Is Good – Tonto Dikeh by ROZZAYY(f): 6:53pm On Aug 26, 2015

sameer1212:
Lol... Rozzayy dey fine. She is pregnant with my baby that's why she no dey too dey online.

Re: Your Lover Is Giving You Good Sex Doesn't Mean He Is Good – Tonto Dikeh by demmy0325(m): 11:37am On Aug 27, 2015

misssclassy:

It's "Zuckerberg," not "Zuckerbag"

By the way, why were you sacked?

.. Sexkillz.. You have to agree to the fact that not everyone will be like You and not everyone will be sacked like you.. Accept your failure... The earlier you do that.. The better for you..

Re: Your Lover Is Giving You Good Sex Doesn't Mean He Is Good – Tonto Dikeh by Nobody: 1:36pm On Aug 27, 2015

demmy0325:
.. Sexkillz.. You have to agree to the fact that not everyone will be like You and not everyone will be sacked like you.. Accept your failure... The earlier you do that.. The better for you..

Are you okay?

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