And as you follow, some came and slapped you from the back....

then he woke up from his sleep.

..........oh Thank heavens, it was a dream................

...i was sweating profusely...

so i had say the lords prayer.........our father in heaven........

..............forever and ever,...Amen.............. I felt so releived having done that............

so i went back to sleep.....

....and had another dream................... this time it was a nightmare!..............

Some irate youths captured us in the oil field around niger Delta Nigeria and they pointed guns at us as they wanted to release the trigger I cried out of my sleep and I woke up sweating and breathing fast..........................................

so i went into the sitting room to see a movie,i dont want to go back to sleep,but unfortunately i dozzed off...grrr grrr grr...........

Your father now met you there and shouted on you..........

shout:Go inside ur bdrm now is this place a resting place...........

..........and i thot na wah for this man oh! Is it because this house is yours?.........

i neva knew he heard,i just got a heavy slap from behind,so i said i think that will make me awake for the night,he was like..................

lizzy is online.

so my dad said who is lizzy by the way?..................

And i said she's an amazing girl.

hmmmm.............

she's also very beautiful

hmmmmm.......

....and I said that's true. She's my one and only.....

girl friend you ever met on the net...............

and my dad said you better face your studies than a lady u meet in years...............

...then i said, "Daddy, shut the f*ck up!! what da hell do u know abt love?"........

and then your dad said "you've changed my son, you used to be a good boy when you were younger and now,, . . you're swearing at me.. your father?" and then he slaps you real hard on your face with his left hand so that it left a purple mark on your cheek.

.........so i prostrated before him, saying, dad, it was the devil who tempted me..... please forgive me!............

my dad now says well ur forgiving cos the elders say if we beat the kid with the right we equally draw im close with the left,i hope you've learnt ur lessons,cos smokin canabis dos'nt help it only makes you rude and stupid....

.......now whoever said anything about cannabis?.....................

...did you really think I wouldn't find out?...

i wonder how you thought i take can?.................

...then i said, "are u all aware this is not the can u answer a question with a question thread?"

so my dad said wot is that suppose to mean?i answered nothing sir.....