.... I stopped an thought, how on earth did some one who looks exactly like me come to be in the picture?..........

....This had to be a dream. Why me? OMG!! Why me? The last couple of hours or days have been totally confusing. First- adoption, a twin.. then Layi. Please what next? Will i be able to cope? ........

God help me to cope, this can't be happen to me, after ever thing that have happen to me, now this. God help me.........

... help me ... help me ... help me help help help mioooo immmmm..... my heart was pounding, my head was spinnin, my throat was patch dry.. I felt like a was fallin into this deep deep pit, this abyss that had not end.. I was fallin.... fallin ....... then I heard her voice....... e don open him eyes oh , make una come ohh make una come... d fever done broke ohh. hey hey. we thank God ohh.... ....... ...... While all this was going on, I tried to clear my head as to what exactly was going on.. I opened my eyes to see myself surrounded by a very old woman and 4 other not too old men. They were lookin at my as if I was some sort of a prize or something that fell straight outta the skies... I tried to standup but found out that I could not make any use of my limbs. I imputed more efforts and was met with the sharpest of pains in my chest and one of the old men reached out, placed a hand on my arm as said in clean claer english, lie down my son, you are safe now..................It had all been halucinations, I had been struk with high fever for the last 19 days and I had been in some form of trance I was tolld. Now the fever had broke and things was looking good

...THEN I REMEMBERED! I HAVE TO RUN AND GO ASK GRANMA IF ITS ALL TRUE...

but I was told I could not leave here for the next 14 days and that my gran ma , my wifes and my 11 children knew exactly were I was and what was happening to me....

....and i thot i have to find a way to escape.....

but on second thot, that would be silly cos I had to recupurate abi??

.......and then from no where fabian crashes in through the window, RUN! she said,theyre coming for you!

what? i turn...frightened..who's they? Again! whats happening? answer me fab... who's they? this must be another hallucination. where will i run to .................

i started running, i run as i never run before. than a car stop and the guy inside said, do you need help, i told him can he please give me rid to babydoll street. he said sure i will love to take you to any place you want to go, beautiful..........

crack head

......all of a sudden everywhere turned pink and i was singing" am a barbie gal in a barbie world, am frikkin plastic, isnt that fantastic. u can bend my back UnCloth me anywhere,imagination, life is your creation...........

....and I thot this must be really funny, I think I am loosing my mind here, somebody plase help me..

....(thinking) I wish "he" were here. I could tell him anything, and i mean anything. We'd spend hours just talking about our lives and what the future held. Friends and family thought otherwise but we both knew better. He was just my friend, a good one at that. U know , at times i considered him more of a brother than a friend.

Over the years, he'd watched out for me constantly and even going as far as taking the bait for my sorry ass when i got into deep s**t at school which nearly got me expelled. Despite the fact that we both were involved, at one time or the other, that didn't stop our friendship. At times i think it strenghtened our friendship cos whenever either of us had a problem in our relationships, we took solace in ourselves.

....Alas that was to end.......

This thread is boring

den dont come back

...then i said "sharrap!"...

and i ask... "do u really mean that"?

then i said, "sharrap too!! u don't speak where elders are talking!"

then i said, "how dare u moju si agbalagba?"

no respect...

like duhh thats what happens these days..

na so we see am..

.......and then I started thinking, someone much have kidnnaped and turned hi into the ugly toad that he his now cos we no longer understand him and his rationale again oh.. I think I have to inform the elders and membersof the sacred coconut temple to pray 4 this lost broda, or wat u do guys think?

then I said we should fix a date for the prayer session.

good good, I'll have to get with the program right aways....

and The pastor realised that its going to take more than prayers to get saved so he went to meet the......

general overseer of the church for more.....

holy beatings. And we beat and beat and beat the hell out of him till he shouted.......