dey pinch myself, hoping it was all a dream. Because i was not man enuff for such a sight. My God! Five naked women, dancing for that matter. I now regreted ever wanting to marry snazzy. So there are such beautiful women still alive? Since my rat had fainted, i sat down to continue watching and to try and revive my rat back to life when all of a sudden someone jacked me up from the ground and said "what are you looking at?' Before i could even ansa, he...

gave me a nice sweet slap on my cheek.It was so painful that i neva knew when i began to cry like a baby................

boohoohoo,boohoohooo . I didnt even know that my rat had woken up by then till he bit my tongue while i was crying. I sreamed in pain and started to chase him. Only to find myself in the mist of the naked,dancing women . That was when i knew that my rat had finished me!

yeeee kpaaaa

"mo da ran" this rat wld not finish me ooh... anyway i decided to take off my clothes and dance but then i remembered my ding-ding has been cut off.... God how was i suppose to face these lovely looking women

well,i said to myself,i gotta act fast.So, i had to put on my short instead of pulling it off.As i was abt to join d ladies dancing,i got the most shocking sight of my life....

..."is it a bird"..."is it a plane"..."someone slap me again" i yelled...it was SWISH...i mean from where, how come..i mean...the dude was practically getting his groove on with "Feminists"...hehehe...

i stared at him, couldnt believe my eyes oh blimey ............

and Lizzy said "what the fxck is going on here"?

record scratched and everyone was staring at Lizzy, she was wearin a cow girl's outfit, riding her horse like...........

a princess.And guess wat!!!She's got the most cutest...................

pair of breast that I had ever seen . Come see looking I had to a mental calculation focused on realigning my thots and belives cos dis l\kian thing pass me oh. I started shouting Seun Seun are you there?? wont you come and put some sanity into this people's head.... But alas, the guy nor even here cos he was busy yamming his amala and gbegiri suop and ojufe meat..

and the people of the kand just dey look him mouth as he dey lem the thing dey go. He did not even think to call anyone to join him in this christmass jollofing.. chee nah wa oh

And suddenly i heard this big bang.....

i got up and ran not looking at the direction in which i was going then i bumped into....

snazzydawn! Have you seen my sweet heart whiteshark? she asked. I gave her a long hiss wandering why she couldnt recognise me. Was i looking so ematiated cos of these few days on the island?

I'm so sorry,u know i haven't seen my love for sometime now, she said.As i was about answering her,i saw whiteshark coming from afar with a damsel.I tried preventing snazzy from seeing him but to no avail.OMG!!! Whiteshark,wat d hell are u doing with that girl?said by snazzy.But instead of whiteshark to be remorseful for his action,i heard a DIRTY SLAP on my frd's chick..........watWhiteshark slapped snazzyUnbelievable....................

Dat nah lie, why u dey lie for my haed?? Nah kiss I kiss am nor be slap.., If you think say nah lie make you ask Seun, he was there when I kissed her and all now you are spreading false rumours that I slapped her.

you say that one more time and i'll....

help u shot your trap(mouth) or..................

else.........

i'll make you go through the most.............................

painfull and unpleasant night you have ever gone thru.....

Things were getting really tense so I decided to load everyone up into the boat and head back to the mainland. we were almost at the jetty when...

something relly weird .................

happened. .............

....the boat's engine stopped and a big shark appeared right beside the boat.....

he looked around, shook his head in outta disbelive and swam right out of the forum........ 4 good?, we will never know!!!

gentleone:

....the boat's engine stopped and a big shark appeared right beside the boat.....

we were all scared and frightened, oh gawd help!!..........

....but alas,it was whiteshark and he's right on his way out of here.Pls dont go,i began begging but he was adamant cos he said he's no more enjoying ds forum cos there're young minds in here.I tried all i could do to make him change his mind that we could work it out together....

...but i guess all the folks in the boat were just going bezerk because the shark was leaving without a bit...

of any good bye wats so eva,,,,