His wife turned to him and said "Expect the divorce papers on your desk tomorrow morning".   She picked up all her belongings and walked through the door without looking back.  That was the last time he laid eyes on her.  His girlfriend ran towards him and jumped into his arms.

"yes! it worked, she fell for it" his girlfriend shouted kissing him all over his face

"You are a genius, I can't wait to make you my wife"  he said. I am soo looking forward to signing those divorce papers tomorrow" he added

"And the award for best actress/actor goes to hahahahaha" she said laughing a devilish laugh as she popped the champagne.

He then grabbed the bottle of champagne, placed it on the floor and began to unbutton her blouse.  He lifted her up, kicked open the bedroom door and threw her on the bed

As she bounced off the bed, she found her self staring down the business end of a desert eagle, "You think I'm a fool", "what the hell are you" "Bang!! Bang", he hits the floor like a log of wood, "heh, you wont think such a monster would have so much blood coming out of his head" as she looks down on the bed at the lady with grey matter all over her face, just like a a pre-road kill staring hopelessly at the on coming head lights, "I wonder what to do, spare your life or not, hmmm, no answer ey?!" "Anyway, this place is about to light up like a forest fire on crack," as she leaves through the door, she puts some papers into the toast machine, by this time, the air was poisoned with the smell of gas, goodbye she said, "pity, but you messed with the wrong bitch"

he then struggled to call 999
and when they arrive,

@tboy

you are killing me with laughter

@topic

it was too late to save him.  His last words were " Tell my ex-wife I am sorry for all the pain I have caused her. Also, tell that B**ch who shot me that I'll see her in hell."  He held the detective hands and said "Let me tell you about love, it begins with a smile, grows with kisses, sex, lies and ends with a bang bang" he said making a gun sign with his hand.  With his last breath he said "The lady who shot me name is Aaaaa"  He was pronounced dead.

The detective turned to his partners and said "Get me a list of all the female names starting with A"

_{here is the list given to the police by his wife}
Adeola
Aduni
Anuoluwapo
Abigail
Abisoye
Alake
Amber
Andrea
Anna
Alero
Abayomi
Abeke
Adanna
Adanna
Ayotola
Amelia
Amy
Emma
Alice
Abbie
Alicia
Alisha
AIimee AND
Alexandra
"those are all his female friends that i know about
and they are very dear to him, Sir i dont think they mean any harm" _{as she was explaining her self to the police , one of the officers got angry and then,}

The nusre really saw what was too big for her eyes, so she fell and died

. . .he opened the door of the head doctors office, the head doctor smiled at him, offering him a slice of bread then they both lived happily ever after.

THE END

Ahhh, I've killed this guy twice, and people keep reviving him, xoxox and mykali

,
Credits Rolling,

OOOh whats this there's a scene after the credits,, Sit back down everyone, the show just started to get interesting,

they were both living happily ever after till after 5 years of their marriage, a Gay doctor and a gay zombie, the small town in a rural area had never seen such in about 2 decades, they thought it was disgusting, last year, someone married a gay horse, but a gay zombie was the final straw,
"Burn them to hell" a villager screamed as he torches a little mud hut, disturbed from their gay zombie love making, the doctor ,

. . .scratched his head, ate his pounded yam and took a long nap.

THE END

"THE END, was near" he thought, as he drifted off to sleep, then he woke up soon after to find himself tied to a stake,

. . .he was about to eat the stake, but then realised he had a tub of barbecue sauce in his pocket, he dipped the stake into the sauce, swung it around for 5 hours and then ate it, somehow.

The very next day they were not speaking to each other. The house was very quiet, you could hear a pin drop.

"So you prefer to watch CSI rather than making love to me" she asked with a smirk on her face

" no babe and I am sorry" he replied while placing a cup of coffee in front of her

"Hey, but you were watching it too" he said with excitement

She laughed and said "Ok, you got me, I love CSI too"

"Darling what's the name of that doctor who performed the autopsy on the corpse? she asked "The one who was shot by that mystery woman" she added

"oh, I think that was, damn what's his name" he responded scratching his head.

"Hey did you see that funny part when the detective asked for names starting with A and the woman police wrote down Emma" she asked laughing not realizing she spilled coffee on her blouse

"yes" he said laughing. CSI is off the hook mon, he added. Oh, the dead corpse was played by Larry Bird he said leaning over to kiss her

They stood up and held hands and began to look through the window. It was a beautiful day and the sun

then his phone rings

let me rock ur ringtone

e be like fire, dey burn my body

. . .and then they ate chicken, sat down and watched the news.

, OMG!!! HEADLINES: MICHAEL JACKSON IS DEAD, they can't believe it!

then a sudden silence

they then log into the BBC web site to confirm what they have just seen
when they saw that it was true they quickly log In their favourite website www.nairaland.com to start a thead on the topic telling the nairlanders about this shocking news

as they where weeping
she then whisper in his ears saying,

he then replied and said back to her
i have also missed being with u
i'm sure we'll have our quality time together this night
_{as they smile at each other}