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Re: Five Nigerian Artistes With Rib Cracking Lyrics !! by Nobody: 7:34pm On Sep 14, 2015
softvio:

KCPresh- Siomkpo ..."ekpokinyam siomkpo!!"
nice one boss how u ??
Re: Five Nigerian Artistes With Rib Cracking Lyrics !! by ellahzy(f): 8:13pm On Sep 14, 2015
Iamsynord:

but I fine pass him now ??

na only ur back I dey see
Re: Five Nigerian Artistes With Rib Cracking Lyrics !! by softvio(m): 8:28pm On Sep 14, 2015
Iamsynord:

nice one boss how u ??
am doing good tha Big Boss, just been on a low key for a while
Re: Five Nigerian Artistes With Rib Cracking Lyrics !! by chineduwright110(m): 8:37am On Sep 15, 2015
Wat abt freestyle, sixfoot plus, hype mc, terry d rapman n suspect even illbliss

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Re: Five Nigerian Artistes With Rib Cracking Lyrics !! by damton(m): 10:35am On Sep 15, 2015
Falz. Any day anytime. That guy is a comedian with his distinct infusion of local accent into english.e.g church as SHAWSH. cheesy
Re: Five Nigerian Artistes With Rib Cracking Lyrics !! by Porthos: 10:37am On Sep 15, 2015
Iamsynord:
Do you Want to have a Good Laugh by listening to Nigerian Music.??
These Artistes are the ones you should listen to.i guaranteed you will definitely smile after Listening to one or two of their tracks.

1) Seriki - The former alapomeji act and Indigenous rapper is one of the most hilarious Rappers in the industry.One may have no choice than to giggle at one or two lines of any of his Tracks.
Lines Like " Money speaking keep quiet.now am eating balanced diet. I have killed chicken. The intestine is in the kitchen .

2) Falz- The Lawyer Turn Rapper is known for his hilarious Skits which as come to bear in his style of music and delivery.With a deliberately funny accent and hilarious lines,you will definately have a good laugh
Listening to tracks like Marry Me.Ello Bae.jamb question remix and Karishika.

3) Vic O - The Self acclaimed King of Rap coincidentally is also a Comedian. So one may not surprised he incorporated comedy into his Style of Rap and Lyrics. " I killed the beat and Cook it for my fans to eat " ..Tracks like After Party .Meek Mill / Drake and many other tracks will surely make u roll on d ground with laughter.

4) Dbanj - Since His Departure from Mo hits.Dbanj has become funnier and More hilarious with his Music. .With lines like " Ma gbe coast to coast..and dont tell me you want to eat nandos "..
I show am d Koko she show me the Rodo .Shoprite no be leventis..Dbanj had always Stated he was an entertainer and not a musician.


5) Mr Raw - Mr Raw Nwane. .one of The Pioneers of Igbo indigeous Rapper is another rapper ,you cant do without smiling and even laughing at most of his Lyrics.With well delivered lines and Witty lyrics, Mr Raw Lines are relaxed.Well delivered and Sure to keep you entertained from tracks like obodo,spiritual conji etc

Notables

Sina Rambo
All nollywood actresses and actors turned singers.



Erigga new money should be in this list…………

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Re: Five Nigerian Artistes With Rib Cracking Lyrics !! by kestolove95(m): 10:37am On Sep 15, 2015
What abt slow dog? Add his name
Re: Five Nigerian Artistes With Rib Cracking Lyrics !! by shizzy7(f): 10:39am On Sep 15, 2015
dplomaticVal:
phino folo
Most people don't understand what phyno says.
Re: Five Nigerian Artistes With Rib Cracking Lyrics !! by shizzy7(f): 10:40am On Sep 15, 2015
Porthos:




Erigga new money should be in this list…………
who be erigga again,, I don't even know who vic-o and Mr. Raw.
Re: Five Nigerian Artistes With Rib Cracking Lyrics !! by Uchizzy(m): 10:42am On Sep 15, 2015
ERIGGA

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Re: Five Nigerian Artistes With Rib Cracking Lyrics !! by Emeskhalifa(m): 10:44am On Sep 15, 2015
so Erigga isnt funny

smh
Re: Five Nigerian Artistes With Rib Cracking Lyrics !! by sanc2s(f): 10:45am On Sep 15, 2015
Slow Dog should be topping that list

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Re: Five Nigerian Artistes With Rib Cracking Lyrics !! by DJBIGGY(m): 10:46am On Sep 15, 2015
if ya mentioning any artistes, no mention Vic O abeg
Re: Five Nigerian Artistes With Rib Cracking Lyrics !! by tonymooreozonuwe: 10:49am On Sep 15, 2015
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Re: Five Nigerian Artistes With Rib Cracking Lyrics !! by MemphisDepay(m): 10:52am On Sep 15, 2015
Falz is a genius in cracking ribs
Re: Five Nigerian Artistes With Rib Cracking Lyrics !! by tuagbo: 10:55am On Sep 15, 2015
chineduwright110:
Wat abt freestyle, sixfoot plus, hype mc, terry d rapman n suspect even illbliss
"Falz" has garnered moderate success all of a sudden,all these "youngings" are acting like he created "comedic rap/songs" in Nigeria.No "Junior and Pretty" on the list?What about "Eedris Abdulkareem," "Maintain"(I catch cold)and "Tony Tetuila" back in the day?What about "Timi" from "Da Trybe" with the hilarious song "Na Flash"?"2shotz" before he became all "hip-hop gangster"?Jokers.

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Re: Five Nigerian Artistes With Rib Cracking Lyrics !! by Ghost01(m): 10:56am On Sep 15, 2015
Hear Reminisce in King Kong remix: Ibile, I be warrior, pe mi ni El-Kanemi, mo n gbona l'owo bi Maiduguri, nobody near me...

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Re: Five Nigerian Artistes With Rib Cracking Lyrics !! by iambabaG: 10:56am On Sep 15, 2015
Chigurl should make d list though!!
Re: Five Nigerian Artistes With Rib Cracking Lyrics !! by safarigirl(f): 10:57am On Sep 15, 2015
Iamsynord:


but I fine pass him now ??
there's nothing cute about Falz, he's just there, but girls tend to associate cuteness with funny guys. I'm really put off by his height though.
Re: Five Nigerian Artistes With Rib Cracking Lyrics !! by Maryalex1805(f): 10:58am On Sep 15, 2015
Falz is talented...his music is far different from others
Re: Five Nigerian Artistes With Rib Cracking Lyrics !! by safarigirl(f): 10:59am On Sep 15, 2015
Ghost01:
Hear Reminisce in King Kong remix: Ibile, I be warrior, pe mi ni El-Kanemi, mo n gbona l'owo bi Maiduguri, nobody near...
one would have to understand Yoruba to determine how funny that line is, but since only 20-23% of Nigerians understand it, we can't say whether it's funny or not
Re: Five Nigerian Artistes With Rib Cracking Lyrics !! by Classickid(m): 10:59am On Sep 15, 2015
Falz the bad guy... that dude is good.
Re: Five Nigerian Artistes With Rib Cracking Lyrics !! by 5starmilitant: 11:00am On Sep 15, 2015
Slowdogg, tha suspect, seriki and erigga. All others are artificial
Re: Five Nigerian Artistes With Rib Cracking Lyrics !! by micronut(m): 11:06am On Sep 15, 2015
Falz is my favourite anytime any day.. I love him most because of the way he makes the flows very funny in local yoruba accents, even as the son of the Nija famous Femi Falana!

LOVE THIS LIKE KILODE IN "JAMB QUESTION"

Wait let me explain,
actually boo when i saw you
My attention was attracted to you
And then talking to you
Seems like what is perfect to do
But confusion is the reason that i acted a fool
I come dey ask random question
Like she’ole swim, Did you know kola
Did you ever spoke with him
Is your name sola did ever go to redeem?
With this your nicca burger are you going to gym
You resemble pretty woman, do you know the film
Cause definitely you’re not someone with low self-esteem
This your Confident level gan is so extreme
Do you relate to kafaya iyen aburo tesleem
You think am getting more bully **
*Or am i the kind of player to ti hang jersey
Am only starting conversation moti wa jebi
Why do you take it personal, ose wa’n te p'

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Re: Five Nigerian Artistes With Rib Cracking Lyrics !! by safarigirl(f): 11:06am On Sep 15, 2015
@iamsynord, Olamide should make this list. He's made a successful career out of funny lyrics. Check out songs like Omo to shan and Eni Duro from his first album, then hits like First Of All and Story for the gods. Even on his features like Ghostmode where he said "...lizard(in yoruba)no be dragon" or in Reggae Blues "if your body touch omoge she go get belle". The fact that Olamide isn't on the list leaves a lot to be desired
Re: Five Nigerian Artistes With Rib Cracking Lyrics !! by MisterLongman(m): 11:07am On Sep 15, 2015
safarigirl:
there's nothing cute about Falz, he's just there, but girls tend to associate cuteness with funny guys. I'm really put off by his height though.
lol.......

He's still a bahd guy though
Re: Five Nigerian Artistes With Rib Cracking Lyrics !! by Tufunky: 11:07am On Sep 15, 2015
erigga is funnier than all of them
Re: Five Nigerian Artistes With Rib Cracking Lyrics !! by Maryalex1805(f): 11:08am On Sep 15, 2015
Porthos:




Erigga new money should be in this list…………
Dahs true...the guy is good. In erigga's lyrics; 'I'll shock u leave u wit goose bumps lyk turkey skin' 'my yansh dey jealous my mouth cos e don 2 drop sh*t'

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Re: Five Nigerian Artistes With Rib Cracking Lyrics !! by bummyla(m): 11:08am On Sep 15, 2015
ok! http://www.bummyla.com
Re: Five Nigerian Artistes With Rib Cracking Lyrics !! by safarigirl(f): 11:09am On Sep 15, 2015
MisterLongman:

lol.......

He's still a bahd guy though
nah, he's cool, I like his style. He's like a young Eminem, just clowning around
Re: Five Nigerian Artistes With Rib Cracking Lyrics !! by Nobody: 11:10am On Sep 15, 2015
shockwave91:


lol. Ur head dey dere.

What about 2shotz. I think he made arguably naija's most hilarious track ever in "Delicious" ft Big Lo(or wateva his name is)
Delicious belongs to Big Lo.

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