Fpt abi na ftp..

i ll try no 10

Wayo people. No. 1 works for me. So much likes it

True Talk

9ice

exhibition:
focused on the company's goal.

Need anything from Jumia?
Contact me now!

why should i contact you, if i need anything from jumia, i go to the website and order for it.

what is so special contacting you?

Don't urinate here plz!!!

Negative solution.

misspicy:
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....and I just cleaned up and arranged my desk this morning ooo. Messing it up right away... Op thanks for dis tricks..ur head they there well well!!!

Fakes everywhere..

Thanks for telling me "you people's" trick. I will watch out for that.

Lmao!!!! My kind of life

Laziness

hahahaha,that last one though


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For no. 7, I use delayed delivery feature on outlook to ensure I have a mail pushed out almost every hour of the day. Sometimes i program a mail to ge sent 3 days in advance.

Na lie o, it works like hell!!! My last job was with a female boss and we worked together for over 7 years. It was at the 4th or 5th year I got to know all her gragra na tactics. What did I do, I copied her and even over-sabi the thing pass her.

My own point, NEVER RESPOND TO THIS KIND OF BOSSES WHEN THEY ARE ARGUING WITH YOU. THEY ACTUALLY HAVE NO POINT AND WILL ONLY RESPOND BASED ON WHAT YOU SAY!

By the time she realised I dont respond to her, she called me into her office and asked me if I have an offer somewhere else. She told me all sort of bla bla bla, sweet talking me like toast-bread.

Everyone seeks their own, your loyalty is to yourself o!!!!

misspicy:
Nice points but that number one is rather too harsh.....we dont wanna come as an always angry person,not good for office personality besides some people like me have naturally smiling face.

funny enough, my boss always messed up dis desk even when he has nothing to do for d day, . . .op thanks alot for dis, . . . messing up my right now.

seriously OP, you the bomb!

lol....
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Plz, in4m al Ur ppl dt travel or gonna travelling along Ilesha/Osu jnctn on Ilesha/Ibadan Express...dt Armed Robbers hv blocked d road n ar in operations rt nw, ds morning. Live witness confirmed it. Broadcast pls!

Lies! No. 8 only shows how incompetent you are at meeting up with closing hour

MikelEleta:
Awesome. Really nice tricks especially d last one were yu go out buh hang a spare suit to give d impression yu avnt gone far

I leave my laptop open wif like 7 msword docs and 19 excel sheets open. Works er' tym for me

My former boss sort of got irritated when smiled at by any of his staff. So I guess the "smile at your boss" trick is not in all case applicable. And also, he always tried to find out what was keeping his staff busy. Very nosy. This kind boss go catch you fast-fast

These may seem hilarious... But they are hilariously true... At least I can relate to 5 of this points

lol this is so funny and the crazy part is most of it actually works lol!!!

never stick your pehnis inside any hole located on the body of the boss' daughter.

































































unless you intend to stay forever, and you must most graciously seek his express approval, verbal, written and otherwise.

interesting i like this.

Anyway for cheap office clothes, check my signature.

Confirm! na so ni. It keeps one going. iLike.

Op, imagine ur boss reading ds..

It works