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Welfare by Odeku(m): 8:01pm On Oct 04, 2006 |
> > A guy walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the > counter and said, "Hi! > You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." > > The social worker behind the counter said, "your timing is excellent. We > just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and > bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. > You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your > clothes. > Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to > escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges. > You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting > salary is $200,000 a year." > > The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!" > > The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . you started it." |
Re: Welfare by iice(f): 3:36am On Oct 05, 2006 |
Ahahahahahaha |
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