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Welfare by Odeku(m): 8:01pm On Oct 04, 2006
>
> A guy walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the
> counter and said, "Hi!
> You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
>
> The social worker behind the counter said, "your timing is excellent. We
> just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and
> bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
> You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your
> clothes.
> Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to
> escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges.
> You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting
> salary is $200,000 a year."
>
> The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"
>
> The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . you started it."
Re: Welfare by iice(f): 3:36am On Oct 05, 2006
Ahahahahahaha grin grin

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